Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm sorry! Please stay. We'll try to behave

“Try”’s doing a lot of work in this sentence.

 

[Cogan]

The date isnt as important as the condition of the can. If its expired, and the can is dented, leaking, or bulging, then its bad. You risk botulism, amongst other things. If its expired but the can is intact, the nutritional value starts to degrade, but you arent as likely to get sick.

My grandma worked for the OSU extension service for 40 years. I've been lectured ad nauseum on the subject. But i can pressure can the shit outta some tomatoes!

When it's about surströmming the people who love that rotten fish says that it's not done until the can is round. And anybody with a sane mind says that it can not be worse, ever!

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[Cogan]

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Cocain pineapple pizza?

 

[Bry1313]

The date isnt as important as the condition of the can. If its expired, and the can is dented, leaking, or bulging, then its bad. You risk botulism, amongst other things. If its expired but the can is intact, the nutritional value starts to degrade, but you arent as likely to get sick.

My grandma worked for the OSU extension service for 40 years. I've been lectured ad nauseum on the subject. But i can pressure can the shit outta some tomatoes!

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[Strixaluco]

The date isnt as important as the condition of the can. If its expired, and the can is dented, leaking, or bulging, then its bad. You risk botulism, amongst other things. If its expired but the can is intact, the nutritional value starts to degrade, but you arent as likely to get sick.

Continuing a bit: If it's dented, leaking or bulging it doesn't even need to be expired to be unsafe for consumption. (Unless you just witnessed it getting the dent so you know it didn't happen days/weeks ago - and then you should open and use it now, not next week).

(I bet you also got this part of the lecture... But many don't know..

 

[LupineOne]

Those poor humans having to learn English as a second language and braining so hard it runs out their ears…

 

[vagrantx]

Hi folks! Spending the weekend at my brothers, tinkering together with my nieces. Hope you're all having a nice saturday

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[Amanda330]

Hi folks! Spending the weekend at my brothers, tinkering together with my nieces. Hope you're all having a nice saturday

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Aww have so much fun!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Those poor humans having to learn English as a second language and braining so hard it runs out their ears…
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hi folks! Spending the weekend at my brothers, tinkering together with my nieces. Hope you're all having a nice saturday

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I love coloring. Have fun!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hi folks! Spending the weekend at my brothers, tinkering together with my nieces. Hope you're all having a nice saturday

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Joy! Have huge fun, Auntie V!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hi folks! Spending the weekend at my brothers, tinkering together with my nieces. Hope you're all having a nice saturday

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This looks like so much fun!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love coloring. Have fun!

You never color with me....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You never color with me....

you killed me before I could!

 

[dawn_of_night]

you killed me before I could!

You mean you wanted me to color before fucking???
Even I have Priorities man.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You mean you wanted me to color before fucking???
Even I have Priorities man.

It’s called foreplay. Some people like it.

 

[Amanda330]

Idk. Does body painting count as coloring? That might be a fun foreplay activity.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Marry @SalaciousMonkey22
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Marry @SalaciousMonkey22

Ok, ok, Great minds indeed.

 

[dawn_of_night]

It’s called foreplay. Some people like it.

I consider it after care....
Foreplay is toys and vegetables....

 

[LupineOne]

Idk. Does body painting count as coloring? That might be a fun foreplay activity.

Of course it does. You can art exactly how you want, too!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Idk. Does body painting count as coloring? That might be a fun foreplay activity.

Do I need special crayolas for that?

 

[vagrantx]

by the love of my heart
cut my drawing in half
for I think I'm like you
would you draw me?

https://i.ibb.co/znc2Q4N/blommor.png

Brother dearest is quite the artist.
We're all flowers!

 

[Amanda330]

Do I need special crayolas for that?

Umm. I didn't specify what paints exactly needed to be used...

 

[MissLabelled]

Do I need special crayolas for that?

You can borrow mine

 

[MissLabelled]

By the love of my heart,
cut my drawing in half.
For I think I'm like you,
would you draw me?

https://i.ibb.co/znc2Q4N/blommor.png

Brother dearest is quite the artist.
We're all flowers!

Artistry runs in the family I see.
Also love your choice of song here.
Also, goodness you’re beautiful!