🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Bry1313]

Did I need to add that I have the SOLVER add in ready to go?

 

[Amanda330]

I have a 15 worksheet workbook open right now with multiple pivots just waiting to be refreshed from data from other sheets on the network. What can you offer him?

Love spreadsheets honey but I have boobs. Boobs trump spreadsheets every time. ( . Y . )

Did I need to add that I have the SOLVER add in ready to go?

I think you are using incorrect data so your SOLVER doesn't mean anything baby.

 

[Bry1313]

Love spreadsheets honey but I have boobs. Boobs trump spreadsheets every time. ( . Y . )

I KNOW DAMMIT! IVE ALWAYS KNOWN!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well, wankers and wankettes...

You lot have been very busy this week, proving once and for all that quantity is NOT a bringer of quality and that massive spamming of the wanker threads only results in a very fucked off Wand3r.

It really was a sparse week for quality nominations, and trawling through that lot would have been the literal end of any inferior judge.

However, amongst all that bullshit, there was a wanking diamond in the rough.


I give you your winner - @Amanda330


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She literally threw herself into the spirit of the thread, while also simultaneously sucking up to and offending the panel of judge. With a love of wanking and causing wanking in the extreme, there really was no other choice. And I mean, there REALLY was NO other choice.

So happy wanking @Amanda330 and all who wank with and over you.

Nominations are under way for the next award.

I may start to ignore the more spurious nominations. Be clever, wankers, not retaliatory.
I have the power. For 2 more weeks. I WILL abuse it.

Wank on.

 

[lavendersilk]

Well, wankers and wankettes...

You lot have been very busy this week, proving once and for all that quantity is NOT a bringer of quality and that massive spamming of the wanker threads only results in a very fucked off Wand3r.

It really was a sparse week for quality nominations, and trawling through that lot would have been the literal end of any inferior judge.

However, amongst all that bullshit, there was a wanking diamond in the rough.


I give you your winner - @Amanda330
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She literally threw herself into the spirit of the thread, while also simultaneously sucking up to and offending the panel of judge. With a love of wanking and causing wanking in the extreme, there really was no other choice. And I mean, there REALLY was NO other choice.

So happy wanking @Amanda330 and all who wank with and over you.

Nominations are under way for the next award.

I may start to ignore the more spurious nominations. Be clever, wankers, not retaliatory.
I have the power. For 2 more weeks. I WILL abuse it.

Wank on.

Congratulations @Amanda330 This award couldn't have gone to a nicer person.

 

[jason28053]

Well, wankers and wankettes...

You lot have been very busy this week, proving once and for all that quantity is NOT a bringer of quality and that massive spamming of the wanker threads only results in a very fucked off Wand3r.

It really was a sparse week for quality nominations, and trawling through that lot would have been the literal end of any inferior judge.

However, amongst all that bullshit, there was a wanking diamond in the rough.


I give you your winner - @Amanda330
View attachment 2340692

View attachment 2340693
She literally threw herself into the spirit of the thread, while also simultaneously sucking up to and offending the panel of judge. With a love of wanking and causing wanking in the extreme, there really was no other choice. And I mean, there REALLY was NO other choice.

So happy wanking @Amanda330 and all who wank with and over you.

Nominations are under way for the next award.

I may start to ignore the more spurious nominations. Be clever, wankers, not retaliatory.
I have the power. For 2 more weeks. I WILL abuse it.

Wank on.

Popping in to say Congratulations @Amanda330 a great choice. Definitely wank worthy

 

[Bry1313]

Well, wankers and wankettes...

You lot have been very busy this week, proving once and for all that quantity is NOT a bringer of quality and that massive spamming of the wanker threads only results in a very fucked off Wand3r.

It really was a sparse week for quality nominations, and trawling through that lot would have been the literal end of any inferior judge.

However, amongst all that bullshit, there was a wanking diamond in the rough.


I give you your winner - @Amanda330
View attachment 2340692

View attachment 2340693
She literally threw herself into the spirit of the thread, while also simultaneously sucking up to and offending the panel of judge. With a love of wanking and causing wanking in the extreme, there really was no other choice. And I mean, there REALLY was NO other choice.

So happy wanking @Amanda330 and all who wank with and over you.

Nominations are under way for the next award.

I may start to ignore the more spurious nominations. Be clever, wankers, not retaliatory.
I have the power. For 2 more weeks. I WILL abuse it.

Wank on.

Congrats to the winner, you will look amazing holding the trophy in your……..ummm……hand, yeah hand.

 

[Bry1313]

I may start to ignore the more spurious nominations. Be clever, wankers, not retaliatory.
I have the power. For 2 more weeks. I WILL abuse it.

Can i be retaliatory if I’m clever……because I’m always clever.

Zip it @OrdinaryPerson @crazychemgirl and anyone else feeling that they need to pipe in

 

[MissLabelled]

Popping in to say Congratulations @Amanda330 a great choice

You seem to be popping in a lot. Are you actually gone?

 

[Amanda330]

Wow... I. I don't know what to say. I need to think about what holding the trophy in my hand... mmmm.... makes me feel.

Hot. Horny. Wankery. Lol.

My speech is cumming. For all of those (I'm sure there are so many of you) waiting.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Can i be retaliatory if I’m clever……because I’m always clever.

Zip it @OrdinaryPerson @crazychemgirl and anyone else feeling that they need to pipe in

Did you just tell the whole of Lit to shut up

What a fucking wanker

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, wankers and wankettes...

You lot have been very busy this week, proving once and for all that quantity is NOT a bringer of quality and that massive spamming of the wanker threads only results in a very fucked off Wand3r.

It really was a sparse week for quality nominations, and trawling through that lot would have been the literal end of any inferior judge.

However, amongst all that bullshit, there was a wanking diamond in the rough.


I give you your winner - @Amanda330
View attachment 2340692

View attachment 2340693
She literally threw herself into the spirit of the thread, while also simultaneously sucking up to and offending the panel of judge. With a love of wanking and causing wanking in the extreme, there really was no other choice. And I mean, there REALLY was NO other choice.

So happy wanking @Amanda330 and all who wank with and over you.

Nominations are under way for the next award.

I may start to ignore the more spurious nominations. Be clever, wankers, not retaliatory.
I have the power. For 2 more weeks. I WILL abuse it.

Wank on.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/a0Lgc1JvbfS4o/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7fwrpg2v2xbjm35oy0um6so5rc6ntbo62p66i2iyt&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
It really was all @Amanda330 fault this week.

I mean of course, congratulations!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Wow... I. I don't know what to say. I need to think about what holding the trophy in my hand... mmmm.... makes me feel.

Hot. Horny. Wankery. Lol.

My speech is cumming. For all of those (I'm sure there are so many of you) waiting.

Am I the only one who imagined @Amanda330 being the first to cum with the trophy or am I just thinking pervy?

 

[jason28053]

You seem to be popping in a lot. Are you actually gone?

 

[AmberLGreen]

 

[Bry1313]

Am I the only one who imagined @Amanda330 being the first to cum with the trophy or am I just thinking pervy?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/cu_XzJ6LAHgAAAAC/dont-make-that-weird-stop-it.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

Am I the only one who imagined @Amanda330 being the first to cum with the trophy or am I just thinking pervy?

Have you seen the list of prior winners? No way on this earth she's the first...

*side eyes @Lmizzler *

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Have you seen the list of prior winners? No way on this earth she's the first...

*side eyes @Lmizzler *

I’m not implying nothing but I haven’t seen my trophy since that first day neither. Just saying.

 

[Amanda330]

Ok. Here's my speech. I know you all have been waiting.

https://voca.ro/1nVmVWdwLKeX

 

[Lmizzler]

Have you seen the list of prior winners? No way on this earth she's the first...

*side eyes @Lmizzler *

Listen, you don’t get wanker of the week for being a complete Angel.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok. Here's my speech. I know you all have been waiting.

https://voca.ro/1nVmVWdwLKeX

“Thirst for Cock” tore up the stage at Coachella last week. I’m so happy they inspired your truly, elevated performance this week.

Also, folks in S&S really should start being nicer to me just saying. I mean they already are pretty nice. But they could be nicer if they tried hard enough.

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[Lmizzler]

Wow... I. I don't know what to say. I need to think about what holding the trophy in my hand... mmmm.... makes me feel.

Hot. Horny. Wankery. Lol.

My speech is cumming. For all of those (I'm sure there are so many of you) waiting.

Congrats on joining this VERY elite and and prestigious group. May you hold the mantle of wankery high and promise to continue upholding it’s honor above all else.

Oh, and keep being hot.

 

[Amanda330]

Congrats on joining this VERY elite and and prestigious group. May you hold the mantle of wankery high and promise to continue upholding it’s honor above all else.

Oh, and keep being hot.

I feel so special joining in the ranks of fabulous and successful wankers such as yourself. Wankery is my life's goal.

Thank you, Mizzy.

Right back at you hottie.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok. Here's my speech. I know you all have been waiting.

https://voca.ro/1nVmVWdwLKeX

Welcome to the club, @crazychemgirl and I will be hosting a dinner shortly for all the wonderful wankers so we can regale each other with tales of wankery. Don’t worry about the menu, you can trust us.

 

[Yesok1]

Well done @Amanda330
I think we'll done to @Wand3rlust too for going through loads of nominations.

that's just the observations of an observer, observing what's obviously going on.