Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

What's the worst food you can think of and never want to eat?

I had jellied eels once, and never again. That tested my gag reflex like nothing else.

That said, as much as I love fish, that surströmming stuff looks vile and I want no part of it.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ahhhh I was trying to remember the name of the canned stinky fish I possessed at one time... I thought it was something else but it was actually this!

A friend gave us a can of this. He had to order a whole case online to get it shipped. I had it in my pantry forever, waiting for a good time to go outside in the yard to open it and taste it. But I forgot about it and the thing expired and I never did open it before I threw it out. I do regret never having tried it

How does stuff like that ever expire???

 

[UnquietDreams]

How does stuff like that ever expire???

And how do you tell if it has? Does it go good?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He's in my shower though.

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Just gonna move this over here. I reject the validity blah blah blah but also sorta don’t think I want Amber mad at me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have a 15 worksheet workbook open right now with multiple pivots just waiting to be refreshed from data from other sheets on the network. What can you offer him?

Did I need to add that I have the SOLVER add in ready to go?

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[hotoldrguy]

Not as such. We were quoting the Scottish Play, Act 5, Scene 5. But I believe you know that.

I thought it was Hamlet?

 

[Amanda330]

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Just gonna move this over here. I reject the validity blah blah blah but also sorta don’t think I want Amber mad at me.

Probably a good idea.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Love spreadsheets honey but I have boobs. Boobs trump spreadsheets every time. ( . Y . )

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I think you are using data so your SOLVER doesn't mean anything baby.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably a good idea.

Even a blind pig finds an occasional nut.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought it was Hamlet?

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" follows the death of Lady Macbeth.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I thought it was Hamlet?

Nevermind I am old and get my Shakespeare confused.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in*
Good morning all.

 

[MissLabelled]

Wait, so now there are two threads talking about Excel and making all these horrible puns?

I guess I’ll go do my laundry then.

 

[hotoldrguy]

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" follows the death of Lady Macbeth.

That will teach me to post after only 1 cup of coffee

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait, so now there are two threads talking about Excel and making all these horrible puns?

I guess I’ll go do my laundry then.

Don’t leave on my account doll, I have to go walk the dog and then go to Pilates anyway.

 

[Amanda330]

Wait, so now there are two threads talking about Excel and making all these horrible puns?

I guess I’ll go do my laundry then.

I'm sorry! Please stay. We'll try to behave

 

[Azuldrgon]

Wait, so now there are two threads talking about Excel and making all these horrible puns?

I guess I’ll go do my laundry then.

I'm sorry! Please stay. We'll try to behave

I agree.
I just woke up and still in bed.

 

[lavendersilk]

Nevermind I am old and get my Shakespeare confused.

Me too!

 

[MissLabelled]

Don’t leave on my account doll, I have to go walk the dog and then go to Pilates anyway.

I'm sorry! Please stay. We'll try to behave

It was just empty threats, I love you all too much to just leave, especially for laundry!

But I can’t say I didn’t enjoy being asked to stay

 

[hotoldrguy]

It was just empty threats, I love you all too much to just leave, especially for laundry!

But I can’t say I didn’t enjoy being asked to stay

I actually left for a minute because when you mentioned laundry I realized my washer had stopped

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nevermind I am old and get my Shakespeare confused.

Getting confused by someone dying in Shakespeare? How does that happen...

 

[Bry1313]

Ahhhh I was trying to remember the name of the canned stinky fish I possessed at one time... I thought it was something else but it was actually this!

A friend gave us a can of this. He had to order a whole case online to get it shipped. I had it in my pantry forever, waiting for a good time to go outside in the yard to open it and taste it. But I forgot about it and the thing expired and I never did open it before I threw it out. I do regret never having tried it

How does something preserved in a can expire and how can you tell? I feel like that’s giving salt an expiration date.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have we covered pineapple on pizza yet?

Cocain Pineapple has entered the chat

 

[MindYaBitness]

How does something preserved in a can expire and how can you tell? I feel like that’s giving salt an expiration date.

The date isnt as important as the condition of the can. If its expired, and the can is dented, leaking, or bulging, then its bad. You risk botulism, amongst other things. If its expired but the can is intact, the nutritional value starts to degrade, but you arent as likely to get sick.

My grandma worked for the OSU extension service for 40 years. I've been lectured ad nauseum on the subject. But i can pressure can the shit outta some tomatoes!

 

[MissLabelled]

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Fuck it, let’s get this party started!