🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[ShaneoD]

I am so glad to be recognized for my skill in that area. Thank you.

The world would be better if there were more girls who liked suc...... Wait are we talking about the same thing

 

[drobert44]

I guess I am a rookie here, not in the running.........I only jerk once/day, usually before 8.....


https://i.imgur.com/QJY1S0h.jpg

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for thinking you’d be on that one before me

Nominated for obviously not spending enough time reading the hard work of the adorable judge like I did

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for obviously not spending enough time reading the hard work of the adorable judge like I did

Nominated for thinking I didn’t read the work of the wanker panel of judge and for sucking up to said panel of judge

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for pretending you have things to do that aren’t wanking

Nominated for totally kissing up to the panel of judge

Nominated…….sigh, for being deeply hurtful.

Nominated for any of you thinking you make sexier spreadsheets than me, i just don’t feel the need to show it of all the time like the wanker panel of judge

Nominated for one of the most egregious suck ups that have ever sucked up

Nominated for thinking you’d be on that one before me

Nominated for thinking I didn’t read the work of the wanker panel of judge and for sucking up to said panel of judge

Nominated for making ME think “man he’s posting a lot.”

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for making ME think “man he’s posting a lot.”

He had an extra espresso this morning... And the excel talk got him really turned on.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And the excel talk got him really turned on.

I sorta suspected it might. Wasn’t at all part of a master plan,

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for making ME think “man he’s posting a lot.”

Nominated for post stalking

 

[Bry1313]

I sorta suspected it might. Wasn’t at all part of a master plan,

Maybe we should pivot out of here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for post stalking

Nominated for waving it in our faces and calling it stalking.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe we should pivot out of here

Let’s get up to SUM trouble.

 

[Bry1313]

Let’s get up to SUM trouble.

I VLOOKUP to you

 

[Amanda330]

Let’s get up to SUM trouble.

I VLOOKUP to you

I COUNTIFS you both as my friends.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I VLOOKUP to you

nominated for implying I’m old and busted not new and cool like XLOOKUP.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I haven’t seen this much arse kissing since old mate, @Azuldrgon was getting all up in it.

Nominated for bringing up the fact that I kiss up.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for totally kissing up to the panel of judge

Seconded

I reject the validity of the blah blah blah.

 

[Bry1313]

I COUNTIFS you both as my friends.

IF we continue this THEN we will annoy everyone

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

IF we continue this THEN we will annoy everyone

Too late I’m sure
=IF(IF([@[post_above]]=“Excel Pun”,[@[Annoyance_Level]]=[@[Annoyance_Level]]+1,[@[Annoyance_Level]])>100,”Wanker of the week”,”Sad, regular wanker”)

Fuck, I’ve done about 5 solid minutes of real work all week and here I am doing this here.

 

[Amanda330]

Too late I’m sure
=IF(IF([@[post_above]]=“Excel Pun”,[@[Annoyance_Level]]=[@[Annoyance_Level]]+1,[@[Annoyance_Level]])>100,”Wanker of the week”,”Sad, regular wanker”)

Fuck, I’ve done about 5 solid minutes of real work all week and here I am doing this here.

I'm so turned on right now.

 

[Bry1313]

Too late I’m sure
=IF(IF([@[post_above]]=“Excel Pun”,[@[Annoyance_Level]]=[@[Annoyance_Level]]+1,[@[Annoyance_Level]])>100,”Wanker of the week”,”Sad, regular wanker”)

Fuck, I’ve done about 5 solid minutes of real work all week and here I am doing this here.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VEqrqRxWhiYAAAAC/i-love-you-dan-levy.gif

 

[AmberLGreen]

IF we continue this THEN we will annoy everyone

To the MAX AND as this is becoming a TREND you will probably end up in a CELL

Everyone is nominated for bringing me down to this level

 

[Bry1313]

I'm so turned on right now.

I saw him first

 

[Amanda330]

I saw him first

He's in my shower though.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I saw him first

https://media2.giphy.com/media/4JXOk5UoenqMBmJauY/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7d3e0s3w641stx3uhl30uub27z0v62q20cwtvgp68&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

He's in my shower though.

I have a 15 worksheet workbook open right now with multiple pivots just waiting to be refreshed from data from other sheets on the network. What can you offer him?