Sex & Shenanigans

I can't come to think of a single good reason to never having played a Zelda game.
I'm sad for you. :(
I was already a D&D nerd playing Ultima and Wizardry and Bard’s Tale when the first came out. Just felt like a poor imitation of the rpg experience I wanted. Was a Genesis and PlayStation and Xbox teenager and young adult. I played a bit of Skyward Sword on the Wii but was underwhelmed. Watched my son play a bit of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom but I ain’t got time for that.
 
I was already a D&D nerd playing Ultima and Wizardry and Bard’s Tale when the first came out. Just felt like a poor imitation of the rpg experience I wanted. Was a Genesis and PlayStation teenager and young adult. I played a bit of Skyward Sword on the Wii but was underwhelmed. Watched my son play a bit of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom but I ain’t got time for that.
I love that you're such a nerd. 🫶
 
I was already a D&D nerd playing Ultima and Wizardry and Bard’s Tale when the first came out. Just felt like a poor imitation of the rpg experience I wanted. Was a Genesis and PlayStation and Xbox teenager and young adult. I played a bit of Skyward Sword on the Wii but was underwhelmed. Watched my son play a bit of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom but I ain’t got time for that.
Ultima, Wizardry, Bard's Tale, etc. are all a very different sub-genre of RPG than the Zelda games. I enjoy them all, but if I go into Zelda thinking it'll be like the Bard's Tale (and vice-versa), I'm going to be very disappointed.
 
I was already a D&D nerd playing Ultima and Wizardry and Bard’s Tale when the first came out. Just felt like a poor imitation of the rpg experience I wanted. Was a Genesis and PlayStation and Xbox teenager and young adult. I played a bit of Skyward Sword on the Wii but was underwhelmed. Watched my son play a bit of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom but I ain’t got time for that.
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Ultima, Wizardry, Bard's Tale, etc. are all a very different sub-genre of RPG than the Zelda games. I enjoy them all, but if I go into Zelda thinking it'll be like the Bard's Tale (and vice-versa), I'm going to be very disappointed.
For sure. I get that now. But when it was new I just didn’t get the appeal. I spent my allowance on Ninja Gaiden and Mega Man instead.
 
When I was in highschool the coke machine had a drink in it called fruit works....
The flavor was peach papaya... That was the best....
Ohhh... fuck yes!!! I haven't thought about Fruit Works in years. We had a machine in the lobby of my dorm building in college. Now I want some. :(
 
No... you go on with your weird game talk.

If you get around to the subtle preferences between single coil and double coil pickups, wake me up. 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰
I can't think of anything I'd like to talk about less.
You do you, though.
 
I can't think of anything I'd like to talk about less.
You do you, though.
I'd find it boring too... but 30 years ago, it was huge in my mind. I was just trying to think of some weird ass thing to make a joke with. Clearly, I failed miserably.

Would discussing suitable penance be a more interesting subject?
 
I can't come to think of a single good reason to never having played a Zelda game.
I'm sad for you. :(
I spent all time trying to make mopeds, motorcycles and cars go faster instead of playing computer games when I grew up.
I tried to play games but I enjoyed the real deal much more.
 
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