Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

I have NO idea what was going on the whole time but…

It was a bit of Vogon poetry! Though, as the Guide tells us;

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe.
The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well…I guess I’m awake now.

Ok so you’re not allowed to blame me for leaving you in charge because I didn’t yesterday … I just didn’t leave anyone in charge and you took it upon yourself.

This thread is a hive of its own … so all you little busy bees keep it buzzing today.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

"This could be us" memes always make me laugh.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey sexy

Most important meal of the day.
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[crazychemgirl]

It was a bit of Vogon poetry! Though, as the Guide tells us;

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe.
The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.

I think I love you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok so you’re not allowed to blame me for leaving you in charge because I didn’t yesterday … I just didn’t leave anyone in charge and you took it upon yourself.

This thread is a hive of its own … so all you little busy bees keep it buzzing today.

I wasn’t really blaming you, I just wanted you to know that everything was terrible without you and is super better with you. And being my best whiny self about it was the only way I knew how to do that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lmao @ sugar balls … definitely using this one in the future.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think I love you.

Oh, I know I love her.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, I know I love her.

She’s quite enchanting… it’s hard to resist.

 

[UnquietDreams]

She’s quite enchanting… it’s hard to resist.

She's like the little sister I never had.

Because my little sister is a pain in the ass.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

She's like the little sister I never had.

Because my little sister is a pain in the ass.

I’m the little sister … I have no brothers and simply an older sister. I think she still holds resentment against me for the fact that I got away with absolutely everything

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Yeah. That other guy needs to hear this, for sure.

 

[vagrantx]

She’s quite enchanting… it’s hard to resist.

Resistance is futile. You will be poetized.

She's like the little sister I never had.

Because my little sister is a pain in the ass.

Oh I've given quite a few little sisters some pain in their asses.

 

[MissLabelled]

Here's some smutty poetry for you

https://vocaroo.com/19Yzi1KR0qlH

Be still my beating heart, for this beautiful woman recited Douglas Adams to me *swoon*

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Here's some smutty poetry for you

https://vocaroo.com/19Yzi1KR0qlH

Fuck. I'm teaching today and can't listen to any audios.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Aww, do you need a hug to make it all better?

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[UnquietDreams]

Resistance is futile. You will be poetized.


Oh I've given quite a few little sisters some pain in their asses.

And I love that part too!

But stay away from my sister. Trust me, I like you too much.

 

[Amanda330]

Hey sexy

Hey hottie

 

[vagrantx]

Be still my beating heart, for this beautiful women recited Douglas Adams to me *swoon*

I think "be still my beating heart" is usually a preface to a major heart attack when it comes to Vogon poetry. You should have that looked at. I volunteer. Send pics.

Fuck. I'm teaching today and can't listen to any audios.

Don't worry, that horrific assault on the senses will stay up for everyone to gawk at!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck. I'm teaching today and can't listen to any audios.

You're missing out on so much

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think "be still my beating heart" is usually a preface to a major heart attack when it comes to Vogon poetry. You should have that looked at. I volunteer. Send pics.


Don't worry, that horrific assault on the senses will stay up for everyone to gawk at!

Please keep on assaulting me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey hottie

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Heading into Friday like….

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Why are you trying to stop the fun Mizzler? Let the giant cock through!

 

[vagrantx]

Please keep on assaulting me

I would, but Adams only wrote one Vogon poem