Sex & Shenanigans

[Mav Unlimited]

Oh, I learned that on the brink of 40.

So you’re not 26?

 

[lavendersilk]

So you’re not 26?

You sweet talker.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey jizzjar

Wasn’t the the horn player in the Mos Eisley cantina?

 

[dawn_of_night]

That’s…AN interpretation.

*Nods*

 

[__Nathan1968]

Yall are going to have to whore yourselves today … and tomorrow.
I’ll be at a conference all day and tomorrow…

And then it’s the weekend … so I’ll probably be AWOL then too.

 

[Amanda330]

Well hello there (AND you've got style? )

Did you think I wouldn't??

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Well, Garbage's first album was in 1995. For Eliot Smith, it depends on if your cat likes Heatmiser or not.

 

[Amanda330]

Yall are going to have to whore yourselves today … and tomorrow.
I’ll be at a conference all day and tomorrow…

And then it’s the weekend … so I’ll probably be AWOL then too.

But... I wanted to whore with you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s…AN interpretation.

Hey, Daddio?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But... I wanted to whore with you.

IKR, utter bulllhsit. What does she expect us to do? Pay attention…to our jobs?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, Daddio?

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[Azuldrgon]

Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy - now what @OrdinaryPerson ?

I want art

Love the picture.
Love the lips especially although the whole picture is gorgeous.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Did you think I wouldn't??

Haha oh I know you did, just that you've got my kind of style

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Yall are going to have to whore yourselves today … and tomorrow.
I’ll be at a conference all day and tomorrow…

And then it’s the weekend … so I’ll probably be AWOL then too.

“Conference”

Have fun!

 

[hotcpu]

But... I wanted to whore with you.

You know there is a line down the street to pick up when she leaves

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Fine, it looks like Cherry Poppin' Daddies on the playlist to work today!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Haha oh I know you did, just that you've got my kind of style

Well now I’m singing Tom Jones. Goooood mornin’!

 

[Amanda330]

IKR, utter bulllhsit. What does she expect us to do? Pay attention…to our jobs?

Right? What the hell are we supposed to do without head whore in charge!?

Worrkkk??? I don't think so.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know there is a line down the street to pick up when she leaves

Yeah but the quality degrades so quickly in that quantity.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Right? What the hell are we supposed to do without head whore in charge!?

Worrkkk??? I don't think so.

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[dawn_of_night]

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Oooh... So I spelled it wrong....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oooh... So I spelled it wrong....

But you did do the finger snaps right?

 

[dawn_of_night]

But you did do the finger snaps right?

Oh of course

 

[Lmizzler]

Hey fuckers

Seems a bit harsh for first thing in the morning.

I would prefer “Hey sexy fuckers”

 

[lavendersilk]

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What if you are... indeed... the "man?"