vagrantx
Tonberry Queen
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I choose to read this not as "body spray frequently used by teen boys", but as "body spray which smells like teen boys".
Mmmmh musty
Sex & Shenanigans
- Thread starter crazychemgirl
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Mmmmh musty
Whiskeyjack
The Nappening
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I'm simultaneously laughing and gagging.
dawn_of_night
Literotica Guru
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Put your arms up....
Whiskeyjack
The Nappening
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I want these kids to keep their arms down. I don't wanna smell their pits.
SirConradPeckereye
#buyPlanters
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But you love dick, in turn you love me!
And it was in retaliation to what you posted about me, so you cpukd also be a dickhead!
though it would be difficult to suck yourself....
SirConradPeckereye
#buyPlanters
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Shut your mouth, you twatwaffle!OMG! I love your humor so much… if Connie got you to hang here with us, he’s a total stud to me.
Okay, not really. He is a twatopotamus… but still, I love your posts.
And quit sucking up to JJ!
__Nathan1968
Karma Suitor®
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“Please kids, just shout out the answer. No need to raise your hands.”
Amanda330
This IS our circus
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Do you suck yourself, Connie?But you love dick, in turn you love me!
And it was in retaliation to what you posted about me, so you cpukd also be a dickhead!
__Nathan1968
Karma Suitor®
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Like any man, if he could…
SirConradPeckereye
#buyPlanters
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And possibly poke out my good eye in the process!? No way Jose!!
dawn_of_night
Literotica Guru
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I meant your arms.... Not theirs....
SirConradPeckereye
#buyPlanters
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And take that away from JJ or Amanda or any of the other lit ladies!? I think not!!
crazychemgirl
the S&S goddess
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Hey fuckers
MischiefMakerAlways
Treasure Keeper
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Good morning to you all.
UnquietDreams
Hail, Discord(ia)
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Nah, I have heard it is more like giving a blowjob than receiving one.
__Nathan1968
Karma Suitor®
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Yeah. That’s why I refuse to give myself a hand job.
Nicefella
NonDILF
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Waaaaaayyyy back when I was growing up we had no Axe - we had Brut. And Right Guard. I think those were the options outside of cologne. We aerosoled it the fuck up too!!
Nicefella
NonDILF
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Poor man you haven’t lived until you’ve given yourself a handjob. I’ve given thousands to myself. This year.
Nicefella
NonDILF
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All those years of hot yoga are finally paying off. He doesn’t leave the house now except to get back adjustments from his chiro.
Nicefella
NonDILF
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How do you think he lost the one eye!!! He has powerful unpredictable powerfully projectile erections.
In fact, He is banned from antique stores because this one time he turned around and took out a entire aisle of Victorian tea cups.
crazychemgirl
the S&S goddess
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Looks more like Jared Leto to me
hotcpu
Literotica Guru
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UnquietDreams
Hail, Discord(ia)
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Oh, black magic fuckery!
UnquietDreams
Hail, Discord(ia)
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Okay, never has my penis been so confused as at this moment...
lavendersilk
Skeptical Romantic
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Hey, girl, hey.
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