🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for………




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Nominated for overuse of this gif

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for overuse of this gif

Nominated for making me use it too much

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for making me use it too much

Nominated for being an instigator

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for being an instigator

Nominated for confusing instigator with responder.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You can take your cumquats and shove them up your meat pocket

Third worst Limp Bizkit song.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I was fully prepared to nominate @morelikeasong for Wanker of the week but I realize that just inspiring the wanking doesn’t count. So now I’m torn. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still wanking.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominating @OrdinaryPerson for offering me lunch and then disappearing

@morelikeasong for teasing me with a mouth watering video

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wow. Nominated for not understanding the joy of the meat/cock/hot pocket.

Some people just don't understand humor. Or humour if the judge is watching and grading on spelling... She is the most lovely and wonderful of all the wankers.

Nominated for sucking up.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominated for spending 20 minutes trying to find her quote. Don't you have better things to do? Like find your belt, Mizzy?

Nominated for trying to dictate how @Lmizzler spends his time.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominated for being an instigator

Nominated for being the initial instigator starting her thread.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for trying to dictate how @Lmizzler spends his time.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominated again for threatening me with a good time and not following through!

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated again for threatening me with a good time and not following through!

Nominated for thinking that meant I would make it a good time.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominated for thinking that meant I would make it a good time.

Nominated for insinuating 1. she isn't a good time and 2. That I wouldn't have one anyway.

 

[Nicefella]

Nominating both @SirConradPeckereye and @Amanda330 for not getting a room and getting it over with!!!

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for insinuating 1. she isn't a good time and 2. That I wouldn't have one anyway.

Nominated for thinking that I don't know I'm a good time and you should be so fucking lucky, Connie.

And also @Nicefella for butting in.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominated for thinking that I don't know I'm a good time and you should be so fucking lucky, Connie.

And also @Nicefella for butting in.

Nominated for thinking luck has anything to do with it, when it's obviously the uniform, suit, and socks pics.

 

[lavendersilk]

I retract my nomination for @Lmizzler because he gave me a nice compliment this morning.

I can be persuaded. Keep that in mind...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Good work today people... 10 hours to go!

 

[StillRain]

Lit Wanker of the Week Annals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go but up.’


The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely impartial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain
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@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
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@InThe312
@Wriggle​

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Bry1313]

Nominated for insinuating 1. she isn't a good time and 2. That I wouldn't have one anyway.

Nominated for egregious sucking up

 

[Bry1313]

I retract my nomination for @Lmizzler because he gave me a nice compliment this morning.

I can be persuaded. Keep that in mind...

Nominated for lack of principles in your nominations

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow, what a month it’s been here at Wanker of the Week industries. We chosen four amazing wankers who wanker above all the others and now as we fully settle our faces into the warm caress of Spring’s soft and tender bosom, we gather to honor one last wanker.

I know you have all enjoyed my tenure here as wanker judge, and like you im sorry to see it end, but all wonderful stories must end somehow.

My story has judge ends with a poster who saw previous wanker behavior and elevated it to a higher form.

When wanker behavior was noted, our wanker took it and doubled down, wanking even harder showing a defiance in wanking not seen by the others.

Who is this wanker who is so committed to the wank you ask















Well we’ve reached tbe part where we make you scroll.















And scroll some more


















Then further scrolling















Until you start thinking, get the fuck on with it already


















But no, some more scrolling














Until ultimately the envelope is opened


















And we see the winner is





















@SalaciousMonkey22 for seeing how @AWonkyDonkey sucked up and you took it to the next level. Here is your certificate and the golden schlong, handle it in the precious and gentle way it deserves and think about what you’ve done. With that I must thank @StillRain for creating the most prestigious award here at Lit and for shining all the love the flowed my way as judge. For the next victim……I mean lucky judge, I hope you have as much fun as I did being your WOTW judge.






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While I utterly reject the validity and purpose of this thread whilst my valued legacy is so cruelly and unjustly denied.

I still want to nominate @crazychemgirl for going to a “conference” and leaving her thread with @Bry1313 (who demonstrated for weeks his inability to control a thread of even this one’s meager size) and me (I mean really? Who does that?) in charge. Unconscionable.

 

[Wand3rlust]

55 minutes losers.