Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

See, explains so much about you.

If you only knew

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You got bad teeth??? Oh, no! I guess it's a Y chromosome thing? That's bizarre.

No I won the lottery. I didn’t my first cavity until my 30’s and I still have my wisdom teeth. Shockingly, I got a big mouth.

 

[lavendersilk]

No o won the lottery. I didn’t my first cavity until my 30’s and I still have my wisdom teeth. Shockingly, I got a big mouth.

I had five!!! I had to pay for that fifth tooth. The insurance only took care of four!

 

[Amanda330]

My mom is actually an amazing person, with just a couple weird quirks

You know, my mom didn't lover her either. She decided that after she showed her boobs in a movie. Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I will not forgive, nor forget.

#deadtome

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know, my mom didn't lover her either. She decided that after she showed her boobs in a movie. Lol

That was S.O.B. One of the more shocking moments in my early cable tv viewing!

 

[Taegul]

It is indeed...the meal:
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Joke's on you. That wasn't my brain, that was my penis.

Hahahahahahahaha.

Why do I set myself up like this?

 

[Amanda330]

That was S.O.B. One of the more shocking moments in my early cable tv viewing!

Well, in my mother's eyes Julie Andrews had lost her Disney magical sparkle after that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, in my mother's eyes Julie Andrews had lost her Disney magical sparkle after that.

Oddly, she gained a lotta sparkle in my 8 or 9 year old eyes. Man early cable was the Wild West. Or my parents were just terrible

 

[lavendersilk]

I will not forgive, nor forget.

#deadtome

 

[crazychemgirl]

I loved her in Victor Victoria

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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So THAT’S where the lawn and garden comes from!

 

[dawn_of_night]

841. French poetry....

Meet me in 10??

 

[Amanda330]

Oddly, she gained a lotta sparkle in my 8 or 9 year old eyes. Man early cable was the Wild West. Or my parents were just terrible

Of course she did. It was boobs. And thus began a lifelong love affair...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I loved her in Victor Victoria

Her and Robert Preston. Magnificent.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well, in my mother's eyes Julie Andrews had lost her Disney magical sparkle after that.

My mom is brilliant, funny, very religious, but very real in a way that shocks people's presuppositions. One of the quirky things I loved most about growi g up with her was that while my bed time stories were of murders & dark psychology, she could not stand anything animated, Disney in particular. I had to see any Disney movie with my aunt!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Of course she did. It was boobs. And thus began a lifelong love affair...

 

[lavendersilk]

My mom is brilliant, funny, very religious, but very real in a way that shocks people's presuppositions. One of the quirky things I loved most about growi g up with her was that while my bed time stories were of murders & dark psychology, she could not stand anything animated, Disney in particular. I had to see any Disney movie with my aunt!

I love that you had an aunt who took you to see them.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love that you had an aunt who took you to see them.

Someday, I'll tell you about my other favorite aunt. She was what now would call an SW, and was on a crusade to "culture" me.

 

[BrendaBear]

Someday, I'll tell you about my other favorite aunt. She was what now would call an SW, and was on a crusade to "culture" me.

Um… I am totally oblivious to what things are now… what is an “SW”? Sexy Waitress? Southern Widow? Salacious Woman (very different than a monkey)?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Um… I am totally oblivious to what things are now… what is an “SW”? Sexy Waitress? Southern Widow? Salacious Woman (very different than a monkey)?

Sez you.

 

[Amanda330]

Sez you.

An SW... Slutty woman? That's how I hope to be remembered....

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Um… I am totally oblivious to what things are now… what is an “SW”? Sexy Waitress? Southern Widow? Salacious Woman (very different than a monkey)?

Sex worker

 

[crazychemgirl]

An SW... Slutty woman? That's how I hope to be remembered....

Love it… need any help in that endeavour?

 

[UnquietDreams]

French poetry? Medieval dungeons with stocks, shackles and crazy tables to lock a person on would be far more likely to get me hot and bothered. French poetry would be as dull as any sportsball game, ever to me.

I am such a weirdo.

What scary ass library did you go to?