Sex & Shenanigans

In FL when the pandemic hit, I used my previous LA address to sign up for virtual library cards with both LA County Library and LA Public Library. Between the two, they have pretty much any ebook I could want. Back in LA now, so at least my cards are legit again 😋
Fun fact, most librarians are all for gaming the system this way as long as people get what they need.
 
Personally, I could eat about 1/4 of a 1 lb box of any shape of pasta, possibly with some form of protein and veggies, without going into a food coma. But the pasta server hole measurements are still helpful to those who don’t cook regularly and have no idea how much spaghetti to make 🤷🏻‍♀️


Fuck yes! 😻


Yes to this too!
Also…a librarian, huh? Do you happen to wear glasses, a bun and a cardigan? AFAF ( @UnquietDreams 🤣 )
Glasses, yes. Hair is too short for a bun, but I have owned a cardigan.
 
As a librarian, I feel I must say …
I hadn’t caught that part before, that you are a legit librarian. Please know I meant no offense if I made comments to @SirConradPeckereye, @Mav Unlimited or others about dressing as a strict librarian, with thick glasses, a severe black skirt, dark nylons, heels, white blouse and carrying a ruler to smack their asses with when they were sassy, loud and obnoxious again.

I am sure you wear something very different, when you do your noble work (not joking there).

But still, it seems appropriate to smack their sassy asses when they misbehave…

Truly - I do apologize if I offended you at all with my tasteless jokes.
 
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