Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread sometimes.

https://imgur.com/a/d7Hu8RE

Well...chaos demon....

 

[MissLabelled]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread sometimes.

https://imgur.com/a/d7Hu8RE

This gif needs an exorcism!

 

[Taegul]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread sometimes.

https://imgur.com/a/d7Hu8RE

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOHJzYXJ0ZnNhcDlramJyY3lhbmNxd3l0MzZneHU3bGVrNzJqa2d4ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/WOk7H75EljbdS/giphy.gif

 

[Taegul]

How are you?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f5f17b6248d7ed975c169c3fb2cb5ff4/tenor.gif?itemid=16740118

What's cookin', good lookin'?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you scared?

You know who’s never threatened to kill me or implied they might kill me?

@Indie

And @lavendersilk

And @Kitty_so_frisky

And I should probably reflect on the fact it’s so short a list. But I’m not gonna.

 

[MissLabelled]

You know who’s never threatened to kill me or implied they might kill me?

@Indie

And @lavendersilk

And @Kitty_so_frisky

And I should probably reflect on the fact it’s so short a list. But I’m not gonna.

Allegedly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is there an award for best alt?

No

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in*
Hello all.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread sometimes.

https://imgur.com/a/d7Hu8RE

Relatable

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Look I can’t keep track of how much you adore dick. Shoot, you make @PlanetaryNebula look demure.

I am demure.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am demure.

Yeah, compared to @crazychemgirl especially!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yeah, compared to @crazychemgirl especially!

Unless demure means little. I’m like 5 foot 7

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Unless demure means little. I’m like 5 foot 7

Hot.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I finally gave in to audiobooks and it was a game changer for me. I listen while I’m driving, out for a walk, doing dishes, folding laundry, etc. All the mundane stuff.

Ditto!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m off to walk the dog. Be good.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Unless demure means little. I’m like 5 foot 7

I’m only 5’3” … I’m fun size

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m off to walk the dog. Be good.

Can’t make me

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m off to walk the dog. Be good.

You and your euphemisms

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hot.

No no baby. That means I’m tall. It’s not a temperature reading
Just being dumb sorry

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m only 5’3” … I’m fun size

So cute

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m off to walk the dog. Be good.

Come back

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m only 5’3” … I’m fun size

Aww, how cute.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Behave or, BEAST MODE....

 

[Amanda330]

I’m only 5’3” … I’m fun size

I'm 5'4"... Not quite fun sized or tall. Lol. Totally average.

 

[Taegul]

I'm 5'4"... Not quite fun sized or tall. Lol. Totally average.

If you're not fun-sized, then why do I always have a smile on my face?