Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

@Lord Pmann did it!!!!

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That's right, ladies... I have excellent aim.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok … again.. no one is vacuuming buttholes.

I thought buttholes were the vacuums?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ok … again.. no one is vacuuming buttholes.

*ahem*

 

[crazychemgirl]

But some people’s buttholes are vacuuming?

I thought buttholes were the vacuums?

What he said.

 

[BrendaBear]

I thought buttholes were the vacuums?

So... when the dog scrapes it's butt on the carpet, it's actually vacuuming for me?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes, line up. Good girls on the left, bad girls on the right.

You’re all getting spanked, I just need to know what to call you during

God this needs to be extended into a short story

 

[lavendersilk]

AI is terrifying

Or sexy? I'm confused...

 

[BrendaBear]

God this needs to be extended into a short story

...or a weekly club meeting....

Sorry... weekly paddle meeting? Not sure...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So... when the dog scrapes it's butt on the carpet, it's actually vacuuming for me?

Yes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or sexy? I'm confused...

I wish I looked like that some days lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you seen Being John Malkovich?

I fell asleep during it...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ohhh...I knew I liked you! I knew there was a reason.

You wanna chew on nuts with @morelikeasong and me, don't you

 

[lavendersilk]

I fell asleep during it...

I could have kept you awake during that movie.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You wanna chew on nuts with @morelikeasong and me, don't you

Who's nuts are getting chewed?!

 

[lavendersilk]

I wish I looked like that some days lol

I will be your hair twin soon.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I could have kept you awake during that movie.

But then he wouldn’t have watched the movie …

Unless you mean tape his eyes open.


That’s probably what you meant.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I wish I looked like that some days lol

Your whore clubbing days are over. You look perfect the way you are. Get ready for middle aged girl sleepovers

 

[crazychemgirl]

I will be your hair twin soon.

Yay!!!!

Twinsies

 

[lavendersilk]

But then he wouldn’t have watched the movie …

Unless you mean tape his eyes open.


That’s probably what you meant.

Yes. Well... toothpicks.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Your whore clubbing days are over. You look perfect the way you are. Get ready for middle aged girl sleepovers

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[UnquietDreams]

You wanna chew on nuts with @morelikeasong and me, don't you

Well, I hadn't read far enough to see that yet, but...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok … again.. no one is vacuuming buttholes.

Why would anyone vacuum a butthole? I think I'd prefer the regular colonoscopy prep

 

[UnquietDreams]

I could have kept you awake during that movie.

I'm not sure that I would have caught any more of the film, though.

I am okay with that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What if you're a little bit of both?

First one line, then the other.

 

[LupineOne]

You’re better than Eva Mendes but still not quite @Indie levels. There’s no shame in that.

Nope. None at all.