dawn_of_night
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Sex & Shenanigans
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__Nathan1968
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Secret my ass. I tried this, and my wife didn’t bake me a damn thing.Girl
Stop telling them secrets....
UnquietDreams
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Yes, we have had a drop of over 78% in butthole vacuum accidents since then.
BrendaBear
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I am going to be a good girl and not even remotely imply that @Bry1313 and/or @SalaciousMonkey22 may have been responsible for the remaining 22% of those accidents....
https://media1.tenor.com/m/KpFNsGoZvGUAAAAC/angel-wing.gif
SalaciousMonkey22
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Look….no one’s good at everything right off the bat.
UnquietDreams
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We need a sign that says "214 days since last BUTTHOLE VACUUM accident."
dawn_of_night
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We don't need that....
dawn_of_night
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BrendaBear
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No... but I kind of want to hear the response from the tech support folks... "you want us to change the interface of Lit, to say 'x number of days since the last butthole vacuum accident' ???? Is that a regular problem with the Shenanigang??"
__Nathan1968
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I believe a double digit display is more than adequate. Three figures? A bit hopeful, don’t you think?
UnquietDreams
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"Not since the informative and effective PSAs! Well, not as much!"
crazychemgirl
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S&S: 209 days since the last butthole vacuum incident.
Please refer to page … 342 or something for more information
Please refer to page … 342 or something for more information
SalaciousMonkey22
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dawn_of_night
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There's always someone that's gonna take it as a challenge if we only make it for two....
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UnquietDreams
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Okay, I just laughed coffee through my nose. You owe me a new nose!
crazychemgirl
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Shenanigans?
crazychemgirl
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I did post the butt butter girl tiktok didn’t I…??
SalaciousMonkey22
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That’s…quite a broad definition of that word I think.
crazychemgirl
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I mean, we could ask @Shenanigans90 for clarification.
SalaciousMonkey22
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crazychemgirl
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Just confirming … she is a perfect example of why we need butt vacuum PSA’s
SalaciousMonkey22
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Was it his vacuum?
Whiskeyjack
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I find it incredibly difficult to believe it's been that long.
dawn_of_night
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Okay. You pick it out on Amazon...
Put it on your wishlist.... And I'll have it sent to you ..
crazychemgirl
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Bro… the BUTT is the vacuum.
