Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

I also hate it when people put the toilet paper on backwards and they don't fold bath towels the right way

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

the pee in the balls threw me a bit

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes. That’s it exactly. Or wait. No, I look more like his brother, Hand Solo.

Oh, I need to add that to my list of masturbation euphemisms!

 

[__Nathan1968]

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This is why women can’t pee. Science.

 

[hotoldrguy]

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And this is why we call clueless people Einstein

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cuz I’m in a kind or irritated mood …


give me some of your pet peeves…


I hate two-faced people
People who are mean for no reason
Men who post dick pics without warning

That second one is less a peeve and more a reason to let loose a ferret in their underwear.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I just love being childish.

Come home....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I say “no worries” for someone who is, in fact, full of worries.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Come home....

Bill Bailey?

 

[BrendaBear]

Bill Bailey?

She might have meant "bring Bailey's"...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I say “no worries” for someone who is, in fact, full of worries.

It’s the’I know’ for emotional and mental hotness.

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s the’I know’ for emotional and mental hotness.

Really? Wow... 'cause I say that a whole lot...

 

[Amanda330]

I say “no worries” for someone who is, in fact, full of worries.

I say that to myself all the time.

I'm lying. So. Many. Worries.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Bill Bailey?

Who?
You... I wash trying to be childish

 

[crazychemgirl]

I say that to myself all the time.

I'm lying. So. Many. Worries.

all the damn time … yep.

 

[dawn_of_night]

It’s the’I know’ for emotional and mental hotness.

I dunno... I think the chaos is sexier...

 

[Amanda330]

all the damn time … yep.

It sucks and I'm sorry. Truly. Anxiety is the worst.

 

[Bry1313]

Bill Bailey?

 

[Bry1313]

I dunno... I think the chaos is sexier...

Hi there

 

[dawn_of_night]

Bill Bailey?

I mean.... He's not my first choice but.... At this point. Beggers can't be choosers....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hi there

Hey boy hey

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I dunno... I think the chaos is sexier...

I like a good mixture. Maybe it’s that Libra thing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like a good mixture. Maybe it’s that Libra thing.

Oh that explains so much.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Speaking of this says I’m true neutral and I think it’s a filthy liar.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh that explains so much.

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