Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

You're a good girl, BrendaD.

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

I try to set it where I get nothing, or owe, so I do.

Angling for a red card?

I try to be accurate, but my income has changed so drastically over the past few years I err on the side of overpayment so I don't get screwed this time each year. It's been a very fortunate issue to have, but I'm glad I did. Why the hell do I get to claim less for a 17 year old than the other kids though? He's never cost me more a year than he does now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

…or already filed like a good girl.

“good”? Interesting.

 

[BrendaBear]

“good”? Interesting.

Why golly, I can’t imagine what you mean…

 

[UnquietDreams]

I try to be accurate, but my income has changed so drastically over the past few years I err on the side of overpayment so I don't get screwed this time each year. It's been a very fortunate issue to have, but I'm glad I did. Why the hell do I get to claim less for a 17 year old than the other kids though? He's never cost me more a year than he does now.

Wait until college...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why golly, I can’t imagine what you mean…

https://voca.ro/1aNUjhTEGb9W

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Brown chicken brown cow

I hate that those words work here.

 

[Photog1rl]

Right? Who waits until April?

That sounds a little like judgement…and yes, I am sitting at my computer trying to finish the taxes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I hate that those words work here.

I cannot claim credit.

 

[Amanda330]

That sounds a little like judgement…and yes, I am sitting at my computer trying to finish the taxes.

My ex mother in law is doing mine tomorrow

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Wait until college...

The only thing the VA does correctly is increase the amount paid, per dependent, while they are college age and going to school (for those that have a service connected rating). Silver lining?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That sounds a little like judgement…and yes, I am sitting at my computer trying to finish the taxes.

More about my own anxiety, like ripping off a band-aid. Do it fast, do it early, and move on.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Have a good night all, I'm out.

 

[Bry1313]

I did my taxes on Friday like the well prepared person I am (I may have been trying to find one of our w2’s while prepping them)

 

[Amanda330]

I did my taxes on Friday like the well prepared person I am (I may have been trying to find one of our w2’s while prepping them)

So well prepared. Lol

 

[Azuldrgon]

I like surprises.
I discovered someone put a voice prompt in one of my fav threads.
I did a couple vocaroos and may have linked an old recording.
Is that shenanigan enough? lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

I agree with you. A woman's orgasm is a truly beautiful thing to hear, see, feel, taste, the whole nine yards.

One of the bestest things....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So what happened originally, and it was pretty random and ridiculous, someone posted a picture of someone in one of the "famous people who are hot" threads. He said "too bad she's a LIBT*RD." I basically said "That's really awful of you to say that." If someone says something like that around you you are well within your rights to call them out on it. He came back with "Stick an AIDS needle in your eye you piss filled cunt." Multiple other people have had problems with him and he's been reported multiple times. Lately he's been here posting freely knowing this is where Bry (who's had problems with him too) and myself post. It's fucking weird and I don't get it.

A little earlier I made the mistake of clicking the "show ignored content" prompt, saw him again and said what I said. Sorry about lobbing a drama grenade. But fuck man. I'd like this to be a safe space to hang and lately it just isn't. I shouldn't be expected to share space with people that genuinely upset me. I mean come on. (And please spare me the "just ignore him" lectures.)

Agree completely. You were right to call him out, you didn’t deserve the hateful personal attack, this site’s ignore feature is insufficient and and this thread should be a fun, safe space

the only time I’ve EVER waiting in line for an autograph was for Kevin during the release of Jay and Silent Bob. He was fantastic and stayed three times as long as his scheduled appearance. We were near the end of the line.

https://ibb.co/xFtjRQm

Aww, I missed the pic, but that sounds awesome!

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Dinner, BBL!

You emoji is broken.

I notice that too Was rushing cuz dinner was on the table. Fixed now!

 

[dawn_of_night]

That sounds a little like judgement…and yes, I am sitting at my computer trying to finish the taxes.

Girl, you weren't the only one....
Finished
And good night fuckers

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You're not wrong, but to be fair, guys ARE having a stroke.

Do you have any pointers for a guy to provide a better audio?

Yes, say my name (or “Kitty”) while you do it

What turns me on is dirty talk.

That too!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Girl, you weren't the only one....
Finished
And good night fuckers

Goodnight, love

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So... the default response to him every single time he posts here should be what?

"Fuck you, turdboi?"

Or something else? Maybe nothing but a laugh-react emoji?

Personally, no reaction at all seems best. Just, ignore them and keep rolling with the good vibes. Don’t let an ass-hat ruin your good, kinky vibe.

Agree. My modus operandi for these situations is DO NOT ENGAGE

Heyyyyyyy yourself

I mean, I'm definitely not NOT for it.

Yeah, same here. I try to be kind but some people are just ruinous.

Lol. Well I've got him on ignore. But do what feels right for you.

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That has been my plan since I found out about him. "Ignore," which removes most of the problems. Taking the energy to be negative just makes more work for me and does nothing to him, so why take it on?

Yeah, if it was just me, I might just ignore him the best I can, but knowing he makes this thread less of a safe space for our friends here and is using new members or people who may have forgotten his transgressions to worm his way in here is what did it for me. As much as I want to ignore him and people like him, sometimes a periodic reminder is in order

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nebs & Amanda want the dirty talk and orgasm.
LS only wants the dirty talk.
Am I missing anyone?

Um YES, the person who started this conversation with requests for other people’s orgasms in her inbox for her birthday: ME!!!
Obviously I do want to hear the orgasms and the dirty talk! Like I can understand @lavendersilk not wanting to hear the grunts, but I do love the moans, the way their breath speeds up and catches when they’re getting close, I want to hear them tell me how I’m making them so hard and drip with precum, that fapping sound it makes once the precum starts to spread, I want to hear in detail exactly what position they want me in, what they want to do to me, where they want to cum, and say my name so I know I inspired that big load and it’s MY cum now

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I don’t even particularly like small dogs. But this gif slays me.

I love the way the dog on the left tries to eat popcorn off the other dog’s neck, drops it and continues trying to eat it off their neck with renewed determination

So my Mexican lady friend got pissed at me and didn't speak to me for awhile (she has a hell of a bad temper). She apparently found a new boyfriend. Younger, about 29. Come to find out, my dick is bigger and I'm a much better fuck!

If you need to be dicked down, I'm your man. Gimme a call! That number is 800 MALE SEX. Operators are standing by!

I need a status report from someone at Lit re: that roll eyes emoji reaction?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love the way the dog on the left tries to eat popcorn off the other dog’s neck, drops it and continues trying to eat it off their neck with renewed determination

IKR!?!?