Sex & Shenanigans

I have waking nightmares about that. Not yours, mine, for clarity. I am sure yours are adorable.

So you have recorded yourself having an orgasm on a vocaroo before? I'm just asking for... science.
I definitely have, but I haven’t posted them 🤣 There may be a Vocaroo of wet little kitty sounds still up somewhere though… 🤭
 
So what's, like, your average number of orgasms in a day? Mine is like one, maybe two. I mean I have more on occasion... But I've never ever reached 51...
I've had five in a day. Not back to back. Spread out. But, a month ago I had what felt like multiple little ones. It was great.

Explaining how I feel about hearing a male orgasm:
https://voca.ro/14Yxb9ltHbCf
 
I've had five in a day. Not back to back. Spread out. But, a month ago I had what felt like multiple little ones. It was great.
I lost a bet (on purpose) to a friend where I would go down on her any time she wanted over a weekend. She asked a full thirteen times. Several of those were multiple, so she hit somewhere between 25-30 in two days.

It was a good weekend.
 
That’s just a Kevin Smith joke. Also, it good for daughters to understand the importance of the clit.

“I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!”

I knew I liked you. I live about 5 minutes away from where that seen was shot and laugh every time I drive by it.

That was another great movie. They are all great but I think Dogma and Mallrats are my faves

I am an unapologetic KS fan. Signs and Chasing Amy are where I think he was at his best. But Mallrats is criminally underrated

Say, would you like chocolate covered pretzel?

Dogma. I mean, Alanis Morissette as God, Salma Hayek, and Linda Fiorentino ?!

And Buddy Jesus...
I love them all, but Dogma is definitely my fave! Also, you forgot to mention Alan Rickman as The Voice of God! One of my all-time fave actors 💗
So glad I got it on Blu-ray before it got pulled off streaming services due to Weinstein’s fuckery 🤬 They’re out of print and going for $120-150 on eBay 😱
 
I love them all, but Dogma is definitely my fave! Also, you forgot to mention Alan Rickman as The Voice of God! One of my all-time fave actors 💗
So glad I got it on Blu-ray before it got pulled off streaming services due to Weinstein’s fuckery 🤬 They’re out of print and going for $120-150 on eBay 😱
You can watch it on YouTube for free
 
I definitely have, but I haven’t posted them 🤣 There may be a Vocaroo of wet little kitty sounds still up somewhere though… 🤭
And where "may" this be found...? AFAF
Hmm…IDK if I have a daily average. I would guess the usual minimum is 8, usual maximum is 30, and average maybe around 12?
I'd die. It would be a glorious death, but damn.
Now I know how men feel...

I'm deliciously happy for you though. And jealous. 😘
Me too, jealous that is. Wow.
 
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