Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Silly. I don't advertise it like that.

…of course not, you don’t have to.

 

[Amanda330]

A glorious steed for a Knight of Poonshire methinks.

So true.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

…of course not, you don’t have to.

Right? You mention something here one time and it sticks with you forever.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

There's this shithead driving around where I live. I've literally seen him pick his daughter up from school in this.
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But does it have balls?

Just block him. Works for me, for the most part.

Oh I did put him on ignore, but unfortunately, this site’s ignore isn’t as effective as an actual block feature would be. I still see his likes on other posts and see other people replying to him though

I drive for a living. It is amazing what stupid ass stuff people put on their car to look edgy or cool.

The thing that really gets me are the family stickers that actually have the kid’s names on them. Ditto for having custom clothing or backpacks with kid’s names on them. That’s just asking for some creep to try to kidnap your kids. “Hey Mackayleigh, your mom had to run an errand and asked me to pick you up…”

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It's more like a batsignal? Or a secret handshake? Pheromones, something like that?

When you know you know.

 

[lavendersilk]

I have a bunch of those movie-style popcorn things! For a while, they were vessels for one of my go-to gift bundles: packets of popcorn, hot chocolate, candy, gift cards for streaming services…sometimes a Blu-ray or cozy blanket as a separate-but-accompanying gift

FYI my birthday is June 11th.

Oooh I need a campaign manager or managers for my 41 orgasms in August!

*nods*

 

[Amanda330]

FYI my birthday is June 11th.

*nods*

I will commit to an orgasm for kitty.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh I did put him on ignore, but unfortunately, this site’s ignore isn’t as effective as an actual block feature would be. I still see his likes on other posts and see other people replying to him though

Yeah, that was the "for the most part" bit. I see some of his posts, when someone quotes him, but for the most part, I avoid him. Which got a little funny in the FMK thread when I kept skipping him because I didn't know he had posted.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am still trying to figure out how eating pickles would kill you. It doesn't say she choked or anything, she just succumbed to pickle eating.

To much vinegar?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I will commit to an orgasm for kitty.

Mine is next week if you want to pencil one in for me.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

...I mean, it's Lit...

How hard could it be to find 41 orgasms????

Oh, I don't have to do all 41? Phew, I was wondering how I was going to get the IV to stay hydrated.

LOL at least one per person, but I might have to count multiples to get to 41. Also, will be accepting them from any gender, and will accept still pics, vids or voice. I’m under no illusions of being as beloved as @PlanetaryNebula in the short time I’ve been back, but a girl has to have dreams!

 

[UnquietDreams]

To much vinegar?

And piss.

 

[HeavyBalls]

*insert Beast growl here...

 

[Amanda330]

Mine is next week if you want to pencil one in for me.

Is audio ok?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

*insert Beast growl here...

I thought Cobra Chickens honked.

 

[lavendersilk]

I have these two on my car and my intials in a script that honestly you can't really read too well lol.

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[HeavyBalls]

I thought Cobra Chickens honked.

Oh the cobra chicken growls too...

 

[lavendersilk]

I will commit to an orgasm for kitty.

Samsies! Pencil me in.

 

[Dubinsky]

And piss.

NMK.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have these two on my car and my intials in a script that honestly you can't really read too well lol.

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I have one of these on each corner, facing in.

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[Deleted member 6568729]

I will commit to an orgasm for kitty.

Is this like a meal train?

 

[Dubinsky]

I will commit to an orgasm for kitty.

I mean, if this is something people routinely do on this thread...?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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[Amanda330]

Is this like a meal train?

She's requested 41 orgasms for her bday...

 

[UnquietDreams]

NMK.

Well, good, because a news article from 1906 says it killed a woman.

Or so we are extrapolating.