Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I was the same until in my twenties I had an older lady bite mine during the act, hasn't happened since, I wouldn't be offended at all if it did again

Hey boy hey .... Lol

 

[Nicefella]

I'm 40. Gave birth at 22... But thank you.

I think she lies about her age to fit in with the older crew.

 

[BrendaBear]

Unleaded, that's what we called cum, post vasectomy

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mnl0OlDCLX4AAAAC/hallelujah-amen.gif

 

[Amanda330]

I think she lies about her age to fit in with the older crew.

Yep... Ya got me.

Edited to add that I'd be the only woman lying about being older than I really was. Women don't lie about that. Now, I may forever claim to be 39 but that's because it's a smaller number. Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

*nods*

"I can check the pressure in your tires if you'd like. Need to keep you safe out there..."

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm 40. Gave birth at 22... But thank you.

Samesies, I was barely 23. Now the kids are almost all out of the house, while I have friends my age who have toddlers I had energy for that in my 20's, not so much anymore

 

[Amanda330]

Samesies, I was barely 23. Now the kids are almost all out of the house, while I have friends my age who have toddlers I had energy for that in my 20's, not so much anymore

Right? I was just half a month into being 22. I cannot imagine having a baby at this age. I'd die. There's no way I'd do that to myself on purpose.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Samesies, I was barely 23. Now the kids are almost all out of the house, while I have friends my age who have toddlers I had energy for that in my 20's, not so much anymore

Same. I'm younger than my neighbors and their oldest is 8. My youngest is 12. No way I could keep up now.

 

[lavendersilk]

"I can check the pressure in your tires if you'd like. Need to keep you safe out there..."

 

[Nicefella]

I'm 40. Gave birth at 22... But thank you.

I think I was 22 when I first came inside a woman without being scared of immediately impregnating her.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Right? I was just half a month into being 22. I cannot imagine having a baby at this age. I'd die. There's no way I'd do that to myself on purpose.

Exactly! My peers with young kids always look exhausted

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm 40. Gave birth at 22... But thank you.

I meant only love and support for you and your youthful beauty... and you know that.

To my perspective, all the hot ladies seem to be around 40... and I won't name names... but then I remember, I am almost 20 years older than that now...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xPCvSPP44ZYAAAAC/freaky-firday-jamie-lee-curtis.gif
That's better then dead, right? (not sure)...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Right? I was just half a month into being 22. I cannot imagine having a baby at this age. I'd die. There's no way I'd do that to myself on purpose.

Well, he's shooting blanks & I had an ablation, so if I get knocked up it some supernatural non-sense, I'm either prego with the next Messiah, or the Anti-Christ

 

[vagrantx]

Exactly! My peers with young kids always look exhausted

We have zero kids and I'm still exhausted

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right? I was just half a month into being 22. I cannot imagine having a baby at this age. I'd die. There's no way I'd do that to myself on purpose.

I was 37 when my daughter was born. I can't imagine that now.

 

[Amanda330]

Well, he's shooting blanks & I had an ablation, so if I get knocked up it some supernatural non-sense, I'm either prego with the next Messiah, or the Anti-Christ

I joke with my kids all the time that if I get pregnant (I've had my tubes tied) that it will be the Christ child. Lol. The anti-Christ works too.

 

[lavendersilk]

My mom was smart. She had me at 19, fifteen months later she had my brother and then immediately got her tubes tied. She was like, I'm done.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

We have zero kids and I'm still exhausted

There's a different level of dead tired with toddlers. Never. Again.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well, he's shooting blanks & I had an ablation, so if I get knocked up it some supernatural non-sense, I'm either prego with the next Messiah, or the Anti-Christ

Me too, so happy to be unarmed

I joke with my kids all the time that if I get pregnant (I've had my tubes tied) that it will be the Christ child. Lol. The anti-Christ works too.

My mom was smart. She had me at 19, fifteen months later she had my brother and then immediately got her tubes tied. She was like, I'm done.

My eldest turns 18 this year, I'm 40. My youngest will turn 18 when I'm 46. Couldn't imagine being a father to little kids at this age.

 

[Amanda330]

My mom was smart. She had me at 19, fifteen months later she had my brother and then immediately got her tubes tied. She was like, I'm done.

My oldest and middle are 3 years apart. My middle and youngest are barely 14 months apart.

I wanted to get my tubes tied (my ex refused to do it) and the doctor told me I should wait a few years because I was too young....

 

[Seadog777]

There's a different level of dead tired with toddlers. Never. Again.

That's the truth.

 

[BrendaBear]

Heads up friend, it's not a great look to call someone cute after they just said "I look like a child".

Okay.... my late wife for most of our time together, was absolutely adorably cute, when she was mad. One day, she shared with me, that the other women in her life prior to me, had said the same thing... which infuriated her... and made her mad... and she was adorably cute when she was mad... it was like a mean unholy cycle for her, and for us, just overflowing cuteness.

I will reluctantly admit, in her last few years of life, she was not adorably cute when she was mad. And she was likely happy about that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My oldest and middle are 3 years apart. My middle and youngest are barely 14 months apart.

I wanted to get my tubes tied (my ex refused to do it) and the doctor told me I should wait a few years because I was too young....

Part of the deal with me agreeing to have kids was that when we were done, he'd get snipped. We've got three kids, only the first was planned. After birth control baby #2, he immediately made his appt Either I'm too fertile, or he's too potent, or both. Either way, I sleep easier with us both being effectively sterilized!

 

[Amanda330]

I meant only love and support for you and your youthful beauty... and you know that.

To my perspective, all the hot ladies seem to be around 40... and I won't name names... but then I remember, I am almost 20 years older than that now...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xPCvSPP44ZYAAAAC/freaky-firday-jamie-lee-curtis.gif
That's better then dead, right? (not sure)...

I took absolutely none amount of offense. I found what you said to be incredibly sweet.

 

[Amanda330]

Okay.... my late wife for most of our time together, was absolutely adorably cute, when she was mad. One day, she shared with me, that the other women in her life prior to me, had said the same thing... which infuriated her... and made her mad... and she was adorably cute when she was mad... it was like a mean unholy cycle for her, and for us, just overflowing cuteness.

I will reluctantly admit, in her last few years of life, she was not adorably cute when she was mad. And she was likely happy about that.

Only my middle was actually planned. My first came almost immediately after we decided the pray and spray method would be fine and that if it happened it out be ok. My middle I wanted a bit of time.... But with the third, it was like he looked at me and I was pregnant. Probably the first time after we'd had sex after my second. I cried lol.

But now I'm so happy to have her.