Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t know about the navy, but I’ve said that many times

I said it a few times this morning

I tell you HWUT

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Damnit Bobby

"I'm a Kabul 15" is going to be added to my daily affirmations

Fab tits, stellar personality, Kabul 15, Kandahar 20.

21 with tusks. 28 in that 1 evening gown you posted once

I’m ALL for saying it to a man in uniform too… ALL SOLDIERS AND POLICE OFFICERS TAKE NOTE!

Does that mean I get the firemen?

 

[ShaneoD]

They told me I might need "the little blue pill" as I got older.

I didn't know they meant Aleve...

That reminds me of my ex telling me she was "Bi" I was so happy, turned out she meant Polar

 

[ShaneoD]

Lots of guys beg to differ...

I was the same until in my twenties I had an older lady bite mine during the act, hasn't happened since, I wouldn't be offended at all if it did again

 

[lavendersilk]

I said it a few times this morning


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21 with tusks. 28 in that 1 evening gown you posted once


Does that mean I get the firemen?

I wanted to let you know that when you angry reacted one of my posts yesterday, fuck if I know which one lol, I thought of this...

 

[vagrantx]

For sure, if it makes you feel better you look a lot younger than I do

I got carded buying drinks today. I'm twice the legal age. It doesn't always feel good to be likened to a child

 

[UnquietDreams]

I got carded buying drinks today. I'm twice the legal age. It doesn't always feel good to be likened to a child

You will miss it when it's gone.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Which is "unleaded fuel only, if you please." I picked that up pumping gas in high school.

It's your personality, along with that come fuck me voice....

 

[vagrantx]

You will miss it when it's gone.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That get's me everytime...

How about if I tell you, "your DEF level is low. And should I top off your windshield wiper fluid?"

 

[Nicefella]

They told me I might need "the little blue pill" as I got older.

I didn't know they meant Aleve...

I pack mine in an Aleve bottle too brah

I was the same until in my twenties I had an older lady bite mine during the act, hasn't happened since, I wouldn't be offended at all if it did again

Was it a gentle bite or was she trying to draw ?

Coz I might reflex punch her in the hot pocket if it was sudden and vicious

 

[lavendersilk]

How about if I tell you, "your DEF level is low. And should I top off your windshield wiper fluid?"

*nods*

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've told this before, but I in college there was a girl who loved the sound of French, but didn't speak it. I took a year of junior high French, and some of it stuck, and I would say complete nonsense or basic phrases. (I will also admit I spoke to her in Middle English, and she didn't know the difference. Thank you, Geoffrey Chaucer!) The first night I sealed the deal, as it were, I looked her deep into her eyes, brushed her hair back from her face, and slowly, gently said, "Essence sans plomb seulement, s'il vous plait."

Which is "unleaded fuel only, if you please." I picked that up pumping gas in high school.

Unleaded, thats what we called cum, post vasectomy

 

[vagrantx]

How about if I tell you, "your DEF level is low.

But I just bought this shiny new plate armour....

 

[ShaneoD]

I got carded buying drinks today. I'm twice the legal age. It doesn't always feel good to be likened to a child

I remember a lady doing the same thing at a supermarket but then she realised the lady was definitely old enough but we have this weird thing where if you ask for id you have to see it before serving someone but damn there was an awkward silence waiting for her husband to bring her ID



(I started writing that in the present tense and then confused myself, it was at least 5 years ago)



To be fair it's pretty safe to assume you're cute though

 

[Amanda330]

I was the same until in my twenties I had an older lady bite mine during the act, hasn't happened since, I wouldn't be offended at all if it did again

Gotta trust the older ladies, for sure. They know what's best. Lol

 

[Nicefella]

I've told this before, but I in college there was a girl who loved the sound of French, but didn't speak it. I took a year of junior high French, and some of it stuck, and I would say complete nonsense or basic phrases. (I will also admit I spoke to her in Middle English, and she didn't know the difference. Thank you, Geoffrey Chaucer!) The first night I sealed the deal, as it were, I looked her deep into her eyes, brushed her hair back from her face, and slowly, gently said, "Essence sans plomb seulement, s'il vous plait."

Which is "unleaded fuel only, if you please." I picked that up pumping gas in high school.

Classic!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

A have a son who is turning 18 tomorrow. Lol.

What??? No way!!! I've seen your pics! You look like you are 23 at most... no way you gave birth at 4 years old!

Truly, Happy birthday to your son, and you are even more amazing now than ever.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No thanks. Triple yuck. My nipples are a non accessory. They’ve never been useful for any reason. Dude nipples are like appendixes.

I have just the opposite opinion.
Love me some man nipples.

 

[ShaneoD]

Was it a gentle bite or was she trying to draw ?

Coz I might reflex punch her in the hot pocket if it was sudden and vicious

It was far from gentle but she didn't draw blood, she might have been close, it felt amazing

 

[vagrantx]

To be fair it's pretty safe to assume you're cute though

Heads up friend, it's not a great look to call someone cute after they just said "I look like a child".

 

[UnquietDreams]

But I just bought this shiny new plate armour....

 

[ShaneoD]

Gotta trust the older ladies, for sure. They know what's best. Lol

She definitely knew what she was going, and what I was going to do, and exactly how she was going to tell me to do it

 

[Amanda330]

What??? No way!!! I've seen your pics! You look like you are 23 at most... no way you gave birth at 4 years old!

Truly, Happy birthday to your son, and you are even more amazing now than ever.

I'm 40. Gave birth at 22... But thank you.

 

[Nicefella]

It was far from gentle but she didn't draw blood, she might have been close, it felt amazing

Different strokes - Party on Wayne!

 

[Amanda330]

She definitely knew what she was going, and what I was going to do, and exactly how she was going to tell me to do it

I bet she did.