Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

I don't think you understand how absolutely terrified I was of my first post. I'm not sure I'll ever post again, either. I humbly appreciate those with the bravery, but my self consciousness is a hell of a hurdle.

That shouldn't surprise me. I used to never post. Then I went through this picture dump phase a few months back, and it sort of ripped the bandaid off, so to speak.

Only ever post what you're comfortable with. However, I will say this: you are not going to find a more body positive, highly appreciative of the male form, group of ladies anywhere on the interwebs, than the ladies of Lit, and specifically the helicockter thread

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay, that could work... But you'd have to go the whole way. Shakespearean sex talk. Could get complicated.

I’ve learnt not to refer to the vagina as ye olde pussy. As much character as that sounds like it has, it’s not well received.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Okay, that could work... But you'd have to go the whole way. Shakespearean sex talk. Could get complicated.

Can’t I just use what I learned fro game of thrones

 

[BrendaBear]

I’ve learnt not to refer to the vagina as ye olde pussy. As much character as that sounds like it has, it’s not well received.

This… is wise.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That shouldn't surprise me. I used to never post. Then I went through this picture dump phase a few months back, and it sort of ripped the bandaid off, so to speak.

Only ever post what you're comfortable with. However, I will say this: you are not going to find a more body positive, highly appreciative of the male form, group of ladies anywhere on the interwebs, than the ladies of Lit, and specifically the helicockter thread

I recognize that, and I know the issue is me, no one else. But your reassurance is graciously appreciated.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't think you understand how absolutely terrified I was of my first post. I'm not sure I'll ever post again, either. I humbly appreciate those with the bravery, but my self consciousness is a hell of a hurdle.

Amen. I did it. It was silly, rather than trying to be super sexy, so I was able to do it. Not sure if I will make that leap again.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Also a wonderful phrase

Indeed, wasn't aware of the power & fun of "make me" until recently. Now I want to stack the deck with "make me" cards

 

[Amanda330]

This… is wise.

Obviously he wasn't wise at least once. Lol

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Indeed, wasn't aware of the power & fun of "make me" until recently. Now I want to stack the deck with "make me" cards

I'll never forget the first time I heard it. So. Much. Fun.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I recognize that, and I know the issue is me, no one else. But your reassurance is graciously appreciated.

You have no issue, your body is your own to share or withhold as you choose. I just wanted remind you that the ladies here are big fans!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve learnt not to refer to the vagina as ye olde pussy. As much character as that sounds like it has, it’s not well received.

Okay, I am going to get yelled at for being a nerd but...

It is also anachronistic and inaccurate. It was used as a marketing gimmick in the 19th century.

So feel good you never use it!

 

[Lord Pmann]

This… is wise.

Oh it only happened once. She continued to talk to me. Perhaps out of pity. Perhaps hoping to change me as a sign of solidarity for other women. Perhaps she was secretly wooed by my vernacular.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That shouldn't surprise me. I used to never post. Then I went through this picture dump phase a few months back, and it sort of ripped the bandaid off, so to speak.

Only ever post what you're comfortable with. However, I will say this: you are not going to find a more body positive, highly appreciative of the male form, group of ladies anywhere on the interwebs, than the ladies of Lit, and specifically the helicockter thread

This is true. Same for Chaos on’t Stress Undress. Which by the way guys? I coined that phrase. Ask @LustfulIntentions2 . He was there. But anyway, we are such appreciative ladies here, do not be afraid. Oh my god and if you were an airman @MischiefMakerAlways ? You should be able to helicocktar like a boss

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You have no issue, your body is your own to share or withhold as you choose. I just wanted remind you that the ladies here are big fans!

And this is the sort of thing I appreciate about Lit.

 

[BrendaBear]

Obviously he wasn't wise at least once. Lol

Well… we all make mistakes….

Like that time I made a silly joke at @Bry1313 ’s expense, and he made me feel like an evil troll bitch from hell for it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You have no issue, your body is your own to share or withhold as you choose. I just wanted remind you that the ladies here are big fans!

Oh, the women of Lit are amazingly body positive. If not for you all, I would never have posted my chest, much less my dick. You are wonderful.

I am not so much for myself.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This is true. Same for Chaos on’t Stress Undress. Which by the way guys? I coined that phrase. Ask @LustfulIntentions2 . He was there. But anyway, we are such appreciative ladies here, do not be afraid. Oh my god and if you were an airman @MischiefMakerAlways ? You should be able to helicocktar like a boss

Oh the things we endured at survival school.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay, I am going to get yelled at for being a nerd but...

It is also anachronistic and inaccurate. It was used as a marketing gimmick in the 19th century.

So feel good you never use it!

Honestly, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the historical inaccuracy that caused the Sahara effect down there.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oh, the women of Lit are amazingly body positive. If not for you all, I would never have posted my chest, much less my dick. You are wonderful.

I am not so much for myself.

I cannot improve upon this.
Ditto

 

[Bry1313]

Well… we all make mistakes….

Like that time I made a silly joke at @Bry1313 ’s expense, and he made me feel like an evil troll bitch from hell for it.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aPW2-9V5e-MAAAAC/what-did-i-do-what-the-fuck-did-i-do.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well fuck, how are we supposed to get better if you don't tell us what works and what doesn't? Ego gets in the way of more fun, in and out of the bedroom.

I mean…thats the point. Get better by recognizing what works and what doesn’t without women pretending something does or doesn’t.

I'm never worried about ego, I know he rather know for sure I got mine. I also couldn't fake it to save my life

Actual footage of me giving subtle directions to everything that feels good:
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdndkYm42NW5hczd0ZnNreWZyMmVwa3lrd3ZzeDJtMWU3ZGVoeXB1dyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rDroB384ydCvK/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Honestly, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the historical inaccuracy that caused the Sahara effect down there.

Oh, I think it was.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh it only happened once. She continued to talk to me. Perhaps out of pity. Perhaps hoping to change me as a sign of solidarity for other women. Perhaps she was secretly wooed by my vernacular.

Was her pussy olde?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm never worried about ego, I know he rather know for sure I got mine. I also couldn't fake it to save my life

Actual footage of me giving subtle directions to everything that feels good:
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdndkYm42NW5hczd0ZnNreWZyMmVwa3lrd3ZzeDJtMWU3ZGVoeXB1dyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rDroB384ydCvK/giphy.gif

Can you give feedback classes to others, for the betterment of all?
AFAF

 

[BrendaBear]

Honestly, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the historical inaccuracy that caused the Sahara effect down there.

So she wasn’t all “OMG! That is so anachronistic 19th century bullshit”???