Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

I hope your back gets better.

Drink of choice?

Vodka… screwdriver usually cuz it’s simple

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Fucking backs. The worst.

Ugh. Tell me. And I TRY to engage my core but it’s soooo hard

 

[Nicefella]

Hmmmm…

It is before takeoff… the plane is filling up with passengers… and some guy is standing out on the wing jacking off… and blows a load all over the plane…

Okay, I can see where that might be frowned upon.

You mean that’s not allowed??

 

[BrendaBear]

Ugh. Tell me. And I TRY to engage my core but it’s soooo hard

I thought you preferred the, hard….

 

[MindYaBitness]

That is some leatherneck hooligan stuff right there.

Take that back this instant, we're a Navy family, squids, not leathernecks!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ugh. Tell me. And I TRY to engage my core but it’s soooo hard

No fucking joke. I know I sound so fucking Californian, but a bulging disc made me take Pilates very seriously. I couldn’t stand up straight for 6 months and I never ever want to have that happen again.

*no worries folks knock on wood, been a number of years since then and my core is strong. Currently wrapped in too much fat but solid under that*

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Take that back this instant, we're a Navy family, squids, not leathernecks!

Same department
Also, you said, "Oorah." That's the Marines. Doesn't the Navy just say, "Yes Daddy!"

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hmmmm…

It is before takeoff… the plane is filling up with passengers… and some guy is standing out on the wing jacking off… and blows a load all over the plane…

Okay, I can see where that might be frowned upon.

You mean that’s not allowed??

It's just more difficult for guys because y'all can't cum without making a mess. Whilst us ladies can often get there, and no one is the wiser, as long as we stay quiet...which can me a challengenge...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ugh. Tell me. And I TRY to engage my core but it’s soooo hard

Also, I’ll engage your core baby.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Vodka… screwdriver usually cuz it’s simple

Simple is the best kind of drink. Stupid hipsters and their perfect square ice cubes and 26 ingredients.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Also, I’ll engage your core baby.

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[Nicefella]

It's just more difficult for guys because y'all can't cum without making a mess. Whilst us ladies can often get there, and no one is the wiser, as long as we stay quiet...which can me a challengenge...

Messy cocks

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It's just more difficult for guys because y'all can't cum without making a mess. Whilst us ladies can often get there, and no one is the wiser, as long as we stay quiet...which can me a challengenge...

And of that, I am incredibly jealous

 

[MindYaBitness]

Same department
Also, you said, "Oorah." That's the Marines. Doesn't the Navy just say, "Yes Daddy!"

My Oorah was accusation to your Jarhead status. Me, on a ship full of uniformed men in they're prime? I wouldn't wimper "yes, daddy" even once!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I ain’t call SM for nuthin.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You can’t see it, but he’s definitely jacking off.

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That was where my mind went as well. Glad to see I had company.

 

[Lord Pmann]

That was where my mind went as well. Glad to see I had company.

I feel like that was what everyone should have thought. Those who didn’t are clearly lame.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

My Oorah was accusation to your Jarhead status. Me, on a ship full of uniformed men in they're prime? I wouldn't wimper "yes, daddy" even once!

Deployment (or out to sea for the Navy) was an exceedingly target rich environment for the ladies.

And in the desert, everyone is lonely.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Deployment (or out to sea for the Navy) was an exceedingly target rich environment for the ladies.

And in the desert, everyone is lonely.

So true, I'm a us 7, a Carrier 8, but Kabul 10

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No fucking joke. I know I sound so fucking Californian, but a bulging disc made me take Pilates very seriously. I couldn’t stand up straight for 6 months and I never ever want to have that happen again.

*no worries folks knock on wood, been a number of years since then and my core is strong. Currently wrapped in too much fat but solid under that*

You sound like a total Californian. BUT, once you fuck up a disc, it’s always a fucking tapdance* to avoid it happening again. Good job on the Pilates. I wanna see you in yoga pants

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So true, I'm a us 7, a Carrier 8, but Kabul 10

I think you're underscoring yourself here.

In Kabul, you'd have been at least a 15, which means all other scores go up too.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Also, I’ll engage your core baby.

Ohhhhhh monkey. Yes please

I thought you preferred the, hard….

i I love it when it’s hard

 

[Taegul]

I feel like that was what everyone should have thought. Those who didn’t are clearly lame.

I don't see anything dangling. Personally, I think she is jilling off.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You sound like a total Californian. BUT, once you fuck up a disc, it’s always a fucking radiance to avoid it happening again. Good job on the Pilates. I wanna see you in yoga pants

I just wear shorts, I’m not THAT Californian

 

[Lord Pmann]

No fucking joke. I know I sound so fucking Californian, but a bulging disc made me take Pilates very seriously. I couldn’t stand up straight for 6 months and I never ever want to have that happen again.

*no worries folks knock on wood, been a number of years since then and my core is strong. Currently wrapped in too much fat but solid under that*

This is what I’m imagining.