Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

How you choose to enjoy it is a personal choice. I think that would be uncomfortably hot, but that is an uniformed guess.

You pour coffee in your pussy?

Wow! I feel so vanilla now.

Really into pain

I'm trying to make a joke wherein the patriarchy's definition of pussy reigns. Sheesh.

Thank you all for ruining my joy.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm trying to make a joke wherein the patriarchy's definition of pussy reigns. Sheesh.

Thank you all for ruining my joy.

Oops… sorry… I was just trying to be funny… I didn’t mean to ruin any joy.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/U4-GsHLOxGIAAAAC/sorry.gif

 

[Amanda330]

Oops… sorry… I was just trying to be funny… I didn’t mean to ruin any joy.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/U4-GsHLOxGIAAAAC/sorry.gif

I'm kidding, darling. Lol. I'm very joyful. Just a sarcastic bitch.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If you are ever Oregon way you should try Duch Bros. It is pretty much coffee-colored milkshakes. My kid loves them.

They're alright, had them when I lived in Colorado. Greatly preferred Kangaroo Coffee, or Babe's Espresso.

I'm trying to make a joke wherein the patriarchy's definition of pussy reigns. Sheesh.

Thank you all for ruining my joy.

It's the least I could do.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oops… sorry… I was just trying to be funny… I didn’t mean to ruin any joy.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/U4-GsHLOxGIAAAAC/sorry.gif

Don’t apologize. She was just being a pussy.

 

[MissLabelled]

Alright, I’m heading to bed early tonight. I was this close to doing a Voca for you all too!

G‘night!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm trying to make a joke wherein the patriarchy's definition of pussy reigns. Sheesh.

Thank you all for ruining my joy.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Alright, I’m heading to bed early tonight. I was this close to doing a Voca for you all too!

G‘night!

Come on!

Edit: I mean, awesome! Have a good night!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Alright, I’m heading to bed early tonight. I was this close to doing a Voca for you all too!

G‘night!

How close? close?

 

[Amanda330]

How close? close?

I believe she said she was exactly that close. Which is not close enough, obvs...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I believe she said she was exactly that close. Which is not close enough, obvs...

Um...I think it might just be close enough.

 

[Lmizzler]

Let me just repeat…click all emojis. You never know what lurks behind them.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Let me just repeat…click all emojis. You never know what lurks behind them.

I am an idiot.
Thank you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let me just repeat…click all emojis. You never know what lurks behind them.

 

[Amanda330]

Let me just repeat…click all emojis. You never know what lurks behind them.

I just need to express my disappointment with myself.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Meyer lemons make an outstanding simple syrup, and a truly delicious Italian soda. Just saying.

 

[dawn_of_night]

How close? close?

*Melts*

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm going to bed before midnight for the first time in a week, catch ya later all you cool cats and kittens.

 

[Taegul]

Ok, I'm finally off work. Now who has today's index of boob posts/links?

 

[Amanda330]

Ok, I'm finally off work. Now who has today's index of boob posts/links?

Well I might have it. But it will cost you.

 

[Taegul]

Well I might have it. But it will cost you.

Alright, who do I have to kill this time?

 

[Amanda330]

Alright, who do I have to kill this time?

Shhh... You aren't supposed to talk about that out in the open.

 

[Taegul]

Shhh... You aren't supposed to talk about that out in the open.

Ok, sorry.

Who do I have to non-consensually unalive this time? Better?

 

[Nicefella]

Meyer lemons make an outstanding simple syrup, and a truly delicious Italian soda. Just saying.

Ohh do tell me more!!

 

[Amanda330]

Ok, sorry.

Who do I have to non-consensually unalive this time? Better?

Well all the men of lit, apparently. Excluding yourself of course. No one is performing dick tricks of any kind.

It's depressing.