Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

It’s a form of affection!

You made this incredibly difficult to choose between and reactions!

 

[lavendersilk]

I have no idea how this relates to ponies, but this is my FAVORITE episode. I'm David and @TigerLilly4U is definitely Patrick.

I threw out a softball joke and Amanda hit it out of the park.

I fucking love David and I hope to find my Patrick or Stevie some day. David is my spirit animal.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don't understand people who don't like coffee... Why??

Don't you want to enjoy life?

I have enough bitterness already. It just isn't good unless I add cream, syrups, honey, etc. Then it doesn't really taste like coffee anymore.

 

[BrendaBear]

I have enough bitterness already. It just isn't good unless I add cream, syrups, honey, etc. Then it doesn't really taste like coffee anymore.

…which explains why you could stand to drink that stuff…

*runs from the room giggling*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have enough bitterness already. It just isn't good unless I add cream, syrups, honey, etc. Then it doesn't really taste like coffee anymore.

That’s how I feel about it. I need to kill the flavour of the coffee with other things to make it palatable.

 

[lavendersilk]

Blonde roast is the best IMHO. Not bitter from being "burnt" and is more palatable.

 

[LupineOne]

I don't understand people who don't like coffee... Why??

Don't you want to enjoy life?

Exactly ️

 

[UnquietDreams]

I tease those I consider friends

Well, yeah, I love you too, but we're talking about Gigli here.

The only film to make oral sex unappealing to me. I didn't think that was possible.

 

[Lord Pmann]

The only film to make oral sex unappealing to me. I didn't think that was possible.

You haven’t seen the lesbian porn “Where the Razors Aren’t: 69”, then.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yep!

Have you tried Lady Gray? Less oil of bergamot.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You haven’t seen the lesbian porn “Where the Razors Aren’t: 69”, then.

Unhard no.

 

[lavendersilk]

Have you tried Lady Gray? Less oil of bergamot.

No I have not. But I love bergamot.

 

[Amanda330]

Have you tried Lady Gray? Less oil of bergamot.

It's obviously for pussies.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No I have not. But I love bergamot.

Well, then, never mind. Heh.

 

[MissLabelled]

You haven’t seen the lesbian porn “Where the Razors Aren’t: 69”, then.

You just part that like Moses did to the sea and dive right in.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well, yeah, I love you too, but we're talking about Gigli here.

The only film to make oral sex unappealing to me. I didn't think that was possible.

Woah... that's a bit far, isn't it?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's obviously for pussies.

How you choose to enjoy it is a personal choice. I think that would be uncomfortably hot, but that is an uniformed guess.

 

[BrendaBear]

It's obviously for pussies.

You pour coffee in your pussy?

Wow! I feel so vanilla now.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Woah... that's a bit far, isn't it?

Well, unappealing during the film, at least.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You just part that like Moses did to the sea and dive right in.

I’ll raise my staff…

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ll raise my staff…

I am pretty sure that movie was staffless.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is there going to be an award for “Most Requiring of tiny violins” award? Asking for a friend…

Wouldn’t @Bry1313 ’s bad timing win that?

Wars have started over less.

I mean…the Australian government lost a war against EMUs, I’m pretty sure we can take the Outback people on what to name their fried onion appetizer

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You pour coffee in your pussy?

Wow! I feel so vanilla now.

Really into pain

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have enough bitterness already. It just isn't good unless I add cream, syrups, honey, etc. Then it doesn't really taste like coffee anymore.

If you are ever Oregon way you should try Duch Bros. It is pretty much coffee-colored milkshakes. My kid loves them.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s how I feel about it. I need to kill the flavour of the coffee with other things to make it palatable.

Just wash down a No-Doze with a Red Bull.