Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

So you're saying the guys need to lance each other or...?

Joust. With lances. Sheesh. Must I explain everything?

 

[BrendaBear]

Thanks, yeah, me too... Going to be an absolute cunt of a time to try and get my Photoshop setup back to the way it was.... Argh.

I feel your pain there. I had to do that about 3 or 4 weeks ago, for the same reason. Nothing pleasant about that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ooooh, French press too.

But of course! Mokapot for espresso-ish. I may be a bit particular about my coffee...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Joust. With lances. Sheesh. Must I explain everything?

Yes, preferably with voco, and use small words. I don't want to miss anything.

 

[Amanda330]

Yes, preferably with voco, and use small words. I don't want to miss anything.

I will not be rewarding incompetence

 

[UnquietDreams]

I obviously need the

And I always have extra cream...

You are such a vision. Not sucking up, just stating a fact.

 

[Amanda330]

You are such a vision. Not sucking up, just stating a fact.

+7

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I will not be rewarding incompetence

Damn.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This could be a great parody

I thought so too, but I was to tired last night to go through with it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My dad used to pass a woman driving to work every day that was reading a book while driving

I may have been that woman at one time or another.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did no one else picture this as someone just walking and wanking at the same time? No, just me?

I think you sorely overestimate our coordination.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good to hear they didn’t just up and run away

As the do.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You ask for boobs and coffee? You are a selfless friend, indeed ️️

Two cups for today, on it.

And I have to say your titling was perfect.




I said "titling," pervs!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I was waiting for that. Pass me some popcorn.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was waiting for that. Pass me some popcorn.

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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The real question is which of us is Bert and which Ernie.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The real question is which of us is Bert and which Ernie.

That's between you and Unquiet. I had a callsign of Beaker for awhile.
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[Deleted member 6592667]

No fitness watch, but I actually declined to wear a heart monitor for a month because I tend to have 8-24 Os per day

Well then... Sup?
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[LupineOne]

You don’t know the half of it

How’s that slave thing working out?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Today I am thankful to have back-to-back prep periods this afternoon. I do have to go back to work later, but for right now I get a solid hour and twenty to sit on my couch and eat Popeye's.

 

[LupineOne]

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[vagrantx]

Break time from computer restoration... Checked my author page, got a comment! Those are rare, and appreciated.

by Anonymous user on 5 hours ago

Bravo, I have been on this site for years, and this has been one of the most traumatizing stories ever. Nice job, an excellent tale.

Those are such beautiful words when you try to write erotic horror That was a well needed pick-me-up. Too bad they're anonymous... How's everyones evening going? Day? Morning?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Happy nooners day fuckers

 

[crazychemgirl]

Break time from computer restoration... Checked my author page, got a comment! Those are rare, and appreciated.



Those are such beautiful words when you try to write erotic horror That was a well needed pick-me-up. Too bad they're anonymous... How's everyones evening going? Day? Morning?

**makes mental note to check out your writing