Sex & Shenanigans

Yeah me too.
Also, for the love of God use your turn signals properly. Pisses me off to no end.
“Nice blinker, asshole!” is my mantra almost every day.
That and nobody knows how to fucking merge.
“…50mph into a traffic pattern of 70? Eh, close enough…” 🤬🤬🤬
Out here no one knows how on ramps work. "If I am doing 45 on the on ramp, and I am entering a freeway going 65, there is no real reason to accelerate, right?"

Oh, and "if I go over 35, my Prius won't charge right..."
 
Yeah me too.
Also, for the love of God use your turn signals properly. Pisses me off to no end.
“Nice blinker, asshole!” is my mantra almost every day.
That and nobody knows how to fucking merge.
“…50mph into a traffic pattern of 70? Eh, close enough…” 🤬🤬🤬
I knew a guy that got so exasperated after getting cut off in traffic by the same new BMW, after taking the same exit as the butt head, he got the guy to pull over - (I don’t know how) - he walks over to talk to the guy. Complimented the car, commented on how pretty it was, asked how much the guy paid for it, then said “wow, for that much money, you’d think it would come with turn signals”. 🥰🥰🥰
 
Yeah me too.
Also, for the love of God use your turn signals properly. Pisses me off to no end.
“Nice blinker, asshole!” is my mantra almost every day.
That and nobody knows how to fucking merge.
“…50mph into a traffic pattern of 70? Eh, close enough…” 🤬🤬🤬
But what’s even worse is when they leave it on for 5 miles..

Slow turners, excessive breakers, people that fly up on my ass. Like I am constantly OVSPing. I will move over dickhead. But if you do not back off I’m gonna slow down and box you in you fucker! 🤬
 
But what’s even worse is when they leave it on for 5 miles..

Slow turners, excessive breakers, people that fly up on my ass. Like I am constantly OVSPing. I will move over dickhead. But if you do not back off I’m gonna slow down and box you in you fucker! 🤬

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Maybe you guys can do for me and others like me like BB King did for these guys:


One of the most underrated movies of all time.
 
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