Sex & Shenanigans

[AlpineFresco]

I miss audio threads, but like I said to your earlier, hard to find the right speed for 'em - too fast and it's really hard to catch up, too slow and it chokes itself, and not in a sexy way.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I assume @Mr_bogey ’s silence on the matter is because he’s off finding his best angles for the flat pic

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh, no, I did that. I was chewed out by our lord and and saviour ToPleaseHim for linking explicit images in the "what kind of sex" thread, so now I'm treading carefully

Wait, for just linking, or for embedding?!

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While I 100% advocate doing all the little things to make the world a better place …

We’re not gonna fix corporate greed, billionaire class , environmental destruction, forever chemicals, civil war (in half the world), etc …. By retuning your shopping cart.

So…tip your server, return your shopping cart AND publicly shame a billionaire?

 

[Bry1313]

Come to Utah. They're worse. I promise.

Are you saying McKayzleigh, Brexlinn and Bostin are all bad drivers?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I assume @Mr_bogey ’s silence on the matter is because he’s off finding his best angles for the flat pic

I tried to take a pic for over an hour but it's like trying to capture a ghost, I finally gave up.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you saying McKayzleigh, Brexlinn and Bostin are all bad drivers?

Can’t soak and drive. Very dangerous.

 

[Bry1313]

This is how I feel about Ohio drivers


Fucking Buckeyes.

Are we saying Ohio sucks? I’m so here for dragging the Wednesday of states.

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you saying McKayzleigh, Brexlinn and Bostin are all bad drivers?

Um.... what is the reaction emoji we use for "what in the holy-fuck are you talking about?" again? I don't remember which one means that... but I find myself needing it a lot today.

 

[Bry1313]

It’s just a fact that we spend longer in our commutes and more time in our cars per year than any other state. It’s not a good thing, I fucking hate commuting. It just is what it is.

Driving 8 miles per hour on a 12 lane freeway isn’t driving practice

 

[Amanda330]

Can’t soak and drive. Very dangerous.

Oh, it's fine. The car will take care of the needed motion.

 

[morelikeasong]

I tried to take a pic for over an hour but it's like trying to capture a ghost, I finally gave up.

I suppose I’ll just see it for myself on Tuesday

 

[Bry1313]

I feel like last week of April is finally safe to swap the wheels/tires in southern Wisconsin. Going to need new sets of summer and winter rubbers this year. Cool way to spend $1600 on JUST TIRES

I just keep the all seasons on, so much less hassle.

 

[morelikeasong]

Everyone says their state or some state nearby them has the “worst drivers.” I’ve lived in 6 states and they all have fucking horrible drivers. I’ve never been somewhere that I was like “Wow, people really know how to drive here!”

Can we just all agree that the general public is bad at driving?

 

[AlpineFresco]

Everyone says their state or some state nearby them has the “worst drivers.” I’ve lived in 6 states and they all have fucking horrible drivers. I’ve never been somewhere that I was like “Wow, people really know how to drive here!”

Can we just all agree that the general public is bad at driving?

I feel like most people think they're above-average drivers, which obviously cannot be true!

 

[Bry1313]

I did. But now I regret it.

Remember that time we roasted each other on the audio thread? This reminds me of that.

She did tell us you were nice but it’s fine, I never believe her when she tells me someone is nice

 

[BrendaBear]

I feel like most people think they're above-average drivers, which obviously cannot be true!

Okay... the hypothetically speaking, if I were to say, that maybe I happened to throw my 67 Cougar sideways pulling out onto the empty boulevard the other day... (tires squealing, and me laughing)... would that be considered not good driving?

Hypothetically speaking, of course....

 

[Bry1313]

Um.... what is the reaction emoji we use for "what in the holy-fuck are you talking about?" again? I don't remember which one means that... but I find myself needing it a lot today.

Google “Utah names” sometimes and be prepared to just freeze your face in shocked look.

 

[LupineOne]

I feel like there is an inside joke there that I probably don't wanna know...

You are correct

 

[Mr_bogey]

Everyone says their state or some state nearby them has the “worst drivers.” I’ve lived in 6 states and they all have fucking horrible drivers. I’ve never been somewhere that I was like “Wow, people really know how to drive here!”

Can we just all agree that the general public is bad at driving?

#Massholes

 

[MindYaBitness]

Everyone says their state or some state nearby them has the “worst drivers.” I’ve lived in 6 states and they all have fucking horrible drivers. I’ve never been somewhere that I was like “Wow, people really know how to drive here!”

Can we just all agree that the general public is bad at driving?

I'll concede that any urban area is going to have aggressive drivers. However, I'm with @Amanda330 on this one. I'm in Utah 2-3 times a year, and those drivers are the WORST! You'd think there was no speed limit, and the lines in the road are just suggestions.

 

[Bry1313]

I'll concede that any urban area is going to have aggressive drivers. However, I'm with @Amanda330 on this one. I'm in Utah 2-3 times a year, and those drivers are the WORST! You'd think there was no speed limit, and the lines in the road are just suggestions.

Very European of them

 

[Amanda330]

I'll concede that any urban area is going to have aggressive drivers. However, I'm with @Amanda330 on this one. I'm in Utah 2-3 times a year, and those drivers are the WORST! You'd think there was no speed limit, and the lines in the road are just suggestions.

Honestly on the drive to work I feel like I'm going to die most of the time... The speed limit is 70 but EVERYONE is going at least 85 and acts like you're going so fucking slow if you go the speed limit...

Not that I do because I'm also an asshole driver.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'll concede that any urban area is going to have aggressive drivers. However, I'm with @Amanda330 on this one. I'm in Utah 2-3 times a year, and those drivers are the WORST! You'd think there was no speed limit, and the lines in the road are just suggestions.

I'm really curious about this, because I have gone on a bunch of road trips in southern Utah, and never noticed that. Are you talking about northern Utah - like Salt Lake City or something?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Everyone says their state or some state nearby them has the “worst drivers.” I’ve lived in 6 states and they all have fucking horrible drivers. I’ve never been somewhere that I was like “Wow, people really know how to drive here!”

Can we just all agree that the general public is bad at driving?

My only quibble with this is that it's my contention that neither my state, nor any state near me has the worst drivers. We have some bad ones, sure. But fuck me if I ever drive in Florida again. I think the sun has melted their brains.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

There are songs for bottomed girls too

https://vocaroo.com/1mDat2RC4NqX

I was expecting Queen, but will accept that too

https://media1.tenor.com/m/XyHFB5gb_EgAAAAd/sassy-hand-job.gif

Is this you nominating @Bry1313 for another Wanker of the Week award?