Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

There are songs for bottomed girls too

https://vocaroo.com/1mDat2RC4NqX

I adore your voice...

 

[hotoldrguy]

There are songs for bottomed girls too

https://vocaroo.com/1mDat2RC4NqX

lovely voice!

 

[Nicefella]

You don’t have to go to Italy to have fresh squeezed orange juice? I had some in my kitchen on Sunday.

Yeah your kitchen sounds swell and all but i kinda liked Capri.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah your kitchen sounds swell and all but i kinda liked Capri.

Sure no doubt it wins. But was that the point of your post?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yeah your kitchen sounds swell and all but i kinda liked Capri.

I thought capri's were short pants

 

[Bry1313]

Sure no doubt it wins. But was that the point of your post?

The point of his post appeared to be a travel brag.

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[Nicefella]

No it was the fact that boxed OJ is shit. And that I had an amazing glass of fresh squeezed OJ in Capri.

 

[Nicefella]

The point of his post appeared to be a travel brag.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o7aD1JJ4RKZgzhx2o/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952vnw9h5n7wrrs6a4sil5k191zk0cfqjfugla24gxq&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Yes yes it really was. Right there! And def not humble about it! https://www.lunahotel.com/

 

[MissLabelled]

There are songs for bottomed girls too

https://vocaroo.com/1mDat2RC4NqX

So beautiful! You sang the clothes right off of me!!

Happy hump day!

 

[Bry1313]

Yes yes it really was. Right there! https://www.lunahotel.com/

Sure that OJ was fine, but have you ever had an orange hand picked for you by a women resembling ScarJo dressed in nothing but black lace, who then hand squeezes it for you, serves you the juice directly while you are on a rooftop over looking the sea?

 

[Bry1313]

So beautiful! You sang the clothes right off of me!!

Happy hump day!

keep singing @vagrantx

 

[Trubbycat]

Sounds like a @Trubbycat type of late night pondering.

Their cycles would probably be closer to those of birds.

 

[Nicefella]

Sure that OJ was fine, but have you ever had an orange hand picked for you by a women resembling ScarJo dressed in nothing but black lace, who then hand squeezes it for you, serves you the juice directly while you are on a rooftop over looking the sea?

Whoa!!!

No. My waiter was a guy named Antonio who was more interested in fucking every woman that moved at the rooftop bar!!

 

[BrendaBear]

I thought capri's were short pants

That and a European Ford, or American Mercury...

 

[Nicefella]

Sure that OJ was fine, but have you ever had an orange hand picked for you by a women resembling ScarJo dressed in nothing but black lace, who then hand squeezes it for you, serves you the juice directly while you are on a rooftop over looking the sea?

FYI - I think I would lose all sexual restraint if Scarlet Johansson would hand squeeze anything in front of me! Except Ma nutz. Then I would just cry

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sure that OJ was fine, but have you ever had an orange hand picked for you by a women resembling ScarJo dressed in nothing but black lace, who then hand squeezes it for you, serves you the juice directly while you are on a rooftop over looking the sea?

tbf, juice is better in Capri View attachment 2337031

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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But are any of the fat bottomed girls gonna let it all hang out? .... for science?

I have never had even a bit of a hangover, even when I deserved one. And the holy cats know I have deserved some.

Like Sunday morning, it took me a couple of hours to find my car, but at least I didn't try to drive. And I found an amazing taco stand for breakfast burritos, so...

Well fuck you and that superpower.

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While I 100% advocate doing all the little things to make the world a better place …

We’re not gonna fix corporate greed, billionaire class , environmental destruction, forever chemicals, civil war (in half the world), etc …. By retuning your shopping cart.

Sort of like making me use a fucking paper straw to end ocean pollution when I live in an interior state of the US and my trash doesn't leave my state, in fact, it doesn't leave my county? Just give me a drink in a cup that doesn't require a straw. You save money, I don't produce more waste. Win/win

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Well then.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sure that OJ was fine, but have you ever had an orange hand picked for you by a women resembling ScarJo dressed in nothing but black lace, who then hand squeezes it for you, serves you the juice directly while you are on a rooftop over looking the sea?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/XyHFB5gb_EgAAAAd/sassy-hand-job.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So beautiful! You sang the clothes right off of me!!

Happy hump day!

Well dayum. I ain’t the rocking world but that spins me right round baby right round.

 

[vagrantx]

So beautiful! You sang the clothes right off of me!!

Happy hump day!

speechless. very happy indeed!
Think I'm going to go practice my opera next....

 

[MissLabelled]

speechless. very happy indeed!
Think I'm going to go practice my opera next....

I can’t get any nakeder (yeah, I said nakeder) but who knows what sort of thing could happen were I to hear you singing opera!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can’t get any nakeder (yeah, I said nakeder) but who knows what sort of thing could happen were I to hear you singing opera!

Can’t stop won’t stop.
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[Bry1313]

I can’t get any nakeder (yeah, I said nakeder) but who knows what sort of thing could happen were I to hear you singing opera!

@vagrantx please do this so we can find out

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@vagrantx please do this so we can find out

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[lavendersilk]

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View attachment 2337033<------me angry googling in bed every damn night.