Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

She’ll be fine. It’s us she’ll tease to no end

Like when I learned how to make the banana dance

 

[lavendersilk]

That’s it. I reported your ass to the higher ups for watching Jennifer Lopez do anything except sing.

And dance I hope!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yes! If I've ignored someone there's a really good reason. They shouldn't get to stalk me and be creepy.

I'd be very upset if my creepy stalking privileges were ever revoked.

 

[Taegul]

Can somebody message Amanda and let her know I'm sorry for that PM I sent her. She doesn't have to take me off ignore or anything, I just really thought she wanted to see me dressed as a furry humping a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal.

Live and learn I guess.

 

[lavendersilk]

Like when I learned how to make the banana dance

Teach me your ways...

 

[Amanda330]

First of all, you called me "babes" swoon!

Chill. Friendly.

1. How long were you underwater for?

Funnily enough, I didn't time it. I did occasionally need to come up for air and we'd played quite a bit before I finished him off.

2. How often did you come up for air?

Again, I didn't count. But a couple of times. He was already on the edge. And my mouth is magic.

3. Pool or hot tub?

Pool

4. How'd you keep the water out of your nose?

Same way you keep it out while you swim?

5. Do you give lessons?

They're closely guarded personal secrets. You can't afford it.

6. What other amazing tricks do you know?

Lol that's between me and my man honey... But I have a passion for what I do in bed and I study... A. Lot.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The first step to clearing this up is to stop drinking chlorine.

You're not the boss of me!

 

[Amanda330]

Can somebody message Amanda and let her know I'm sorry for that PM I sent her. She doesn't have to take me off ignore or anything, I just really thought she wanted to see me dressed as a furry humping a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal.

Live and learn I guess.

Dumbass.

 

[Amanda330]

I'd be very upset if my creepy stalking privileges were ever revoked.

Then don't fuck it up by being a cunt and we're good, honey.

 

[Taegul]

Dumbass.

She cares!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She’ll be fine. It’s us she’ll tease to no end

I’d didnt say who she’d use the power to abuse

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Chill. Friendly.

Funnily enough, I didn't time it. I did occasionally need to come up for air and we'd played quite a bit before I finished him off.

Again, I didn't count. But a couple of times. He was already on the edge. And my mouth is magic.

Pool

Same way you keep it out while you swim?

They're closely guarded personal secrets. You can't afford it.

Lol that's between me and my man honey... But I have a passion for what I do in bed and I study... A. Lot.

 

[LupineOne]

Like when I learned how to make the banana dance

That one was my fault

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Like when I learned how to make the banana dance

I think my point is made

 

[lavendersilk]

I’d didnt say who she’d use the power to abuse

Are you really the best in all ways?

 

[MissLabelled]

You're not the boss of me!

Want me to be?

 

[lavendersilk]

Want me to be?

Your emoji is broken.

 

[Amanda330]

She cares!

Of course I do, tae tae.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I interest you in a copy of Gigli?

Is it a euphemism for sex this time? Cause…I mean…

 

[lavendersilk]

I figured it out!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you really the best in all ways?

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[MindYaBitness]

Want me to be?

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[LupineOne]

Like when I learned how to make the banana dance

I figured it out!!

*sigh* what have I done?

 

[MissLabelled]

Your emoji is broken.

You've all seen my boobs plenty!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Teach me your ways...

Type the : then the word nana. No space