Sex & Shenanigans

[Nicefella]

I mean... I can literally count every sexual encounter of the past decade pretty rapidly... so... fingers crossed?

I can. I have all my fingers still.

 

[MissLabelled]

What is Gigli?

A torture mechanism that was advertised as entertainment.

 

[lavendersilk]

Well I for one like pineapple jalapeños and onions on my pizza. I think it’s pretty fucking kinky. You just may be sheltered.

You can have my pineapple I pick off, but I want all the onions and jalapeños.

 

[Nicefella]

You can have my pineapple I pick off, but I want all the onions and jalapeños.

That sounds raunchy girl. I am comin over.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You can have my pineapple I pick off, but I want all the onions and jalapeños.

I only eat pineapple for one reason.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A torture mechanism that was advertised as entertainment.

Can I google it without the feds busting down my door?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

A torture mechanism that was advertised as entertainment.

I'm gonna regret this, but I have to know now... damn curiosity.

 

[Amanda330]

Can I google it without the feds busting down my door?

If you do lmk what you find...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I only eat pineapple for one reason.

Cocain?

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[lavendersilk]

I'm gonna regret this, but I have to know now... damn curiosity.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

 

[Nicefella]

Can I google it without the feds busting down my door?

Don’t!!! The Fuck Boy Interpols will immediately cuff you!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you do lmk what you find...

It's a terrible film with Jlo & Ben afflek

 

[MissLabelled]

Can I google it without the feds busting down my door?

I'll do it for you.

Here.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Cocain?

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Precisely.

 

[Amanda330]

It's axterrible film with Jlo & Ben afflek

Ahhh... That's why it sounded familiar.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I only eat pineapple for one reason.

Semen flavor enhancement?

 

[Nicefella]

I'll do it for you.

Here.

That’s it. I reported your ass to the higher ups for watching Jennifer Lopez do anything except sing.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'll do it for you.

Here.

You’ve been discussing a terrible j lo movie this whole time?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Semen flavor enhancement?

It's the least I could do?

I mean. No. Because it tastes great.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Cocain?

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Is it just me, or is that cocaine suspiciously dildo-shaped?
I don't want to tell any of you ladies how to conduct your business. Just watch out you don't OD.

 

[MissLabelled]

That’s it. I reported your ass to the higher ups for watching Jennifer Lopez do anything except sing.

Ah well, it was nice knowing you all.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It's axterrible film with Jlo & Ben afflek

Oh shit I missed this

 

[Nicefella]

Ah well, it was nice knowing you all.

Listen I can get you off.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is it just me, or is that cocaine suspiciously dildo-shaped?
I don't want to tell any of you ladies how to conduct your business. Just watch out you don't OD.

It makes the Os come a LOT faster

 

[MissLabelled]

Is it just me, or is that cocaine suspiciously dildo-shaped?
I don't want to tell any of you ladies how to conduct your business. Just watch out you don't OD.

Dildos can also go in bums, just saying