Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

12?

I was one time. I’m 40 now.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I was one time. I’m 40 now.

As of yesterday, me too.

 

[lavendersilk]

I was one time. I’m 40 now.

I used to be 40. Worst. Year. Ever.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like I don't want to see any of that. There's enough shit and nastiness out in the open.

This is why I’ve never even tried. No thanks. I’ve seen some disturbing shit all on the normal webs.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I feel like I don't want to see any of that. There's enough shit and nastiness out in the open.

Probably. Should just open my eyes and look around. But still…. Hungry minds and all

 

[MissLabelled]

I need you to guess.

I'm bad at these games. My guess is you're 69?

 

[Amanda330]

As of yesterday, me too.

Happy birthday!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Happy birthday!

Thank you!

 

[Amanda330]

Probably. Should just open my eyes and look around. But still…. Hungry minds and all

Totally get it... It's hard not to be curious about it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think being on Lit disqualifies from being sheltered.

Maybe I’m just totally jaded then. I didn’t even think of that angle

 

[lavendersilk]

Happy birthday!

Ditto!! I have to admit, I've had three times as much sex as I did in my thirties and I'm only 43.

 

[Amanda330]

I heat up some leftover trout in the microwave for dinner and 12 pages have been posted.

I hate it when people mention anything about weight. Fuck the fuck off.

Honestly... Like who the fuck asked you. STFU before I throat punch you.

 

[MissLabelled]

Probably. Should just open my eyes and look around. But still…. Hungry minds and all

Careful going too deep. Some people on there will try to sell you copies of Gigli!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Totally get it... It's hard not to be curious about it.

I want to experience all the things. I don't want to wonder, I want to know.

 

[Lord Pmann]

As of yesterday, me too.

Welcome to unexplained back pain and blurry eyes.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

As of yesterday, me too.

Happy Birthday!!! Start applying your eye creams immediately. In fact you should have started years ago

 

[Amanda330]

Happy Birthday!!! Start applying your eye creams immediately. In fact you should have started years ago

So true. Prevention is really the key to good skin.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Welcome to unexplained back pain and blurry eyes.

Way ahead of you. VA couldn't care less about back pain. They're like, "you and every other fucker in here."

 

[lavendersilk]

Way ahead of you. VA couldn't care less about back pain. They're like, "you and every other fucker in here."

What branch?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Careful going too deep. Some people on there will try to sell you copies of Gigli!!

What is Gigli?

 

[LupineOne]

I am SUCH a good girl

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[PlanetaryNebula]

https://usagif.com/wp-content/uploads/gif/howling-wolf-26.gif

Mmmmph

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ditto!! I have to admit, I've had three times as much sex as I did in my thirties and I'm only 43.

I mean... I can literally count every sexual encounter of the past decade pretty rapidly... so... fingers crossed?

 

[Nicefella]

No I just wanna see what all weird shit people get up to out there in the world. I feel very sheltered

Well I for one like pineapple jalapeños and onions on my pizza. I think it’s pretty fucking kinky. You just may be sheltered.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What branch?

The best one.