Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[BrendaBear]

I could have said “what a stupid penis”

Historically speaking... they aren't known for making good choices... just sayin'

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you my mom?!?!?

Well, wouldn't that be embarrassing?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Historically speaking... they aren't known for making good choices... just sayin'

It's made some of my best choices.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/j5FBEWS66oUAAAAC/matt-leblanc-episodes-series.gif

Oh, yeah...shush me....

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, wouldn't that be embarrassing?

OMG!!! That would be a whole new level of funny to me...

 

[vagrantx]

I go out for dinner after work and there's 12 more pages.
Freaking time zones man, I don't like 'em.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, yeah...shush me....

You’re being too loud … shhhhh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Look, ALL strong emotions can elicit a reaction. It’s not my fault that biology!

 

[vagrantx]

I go out for dinner after work and there's 12 more pages.
Freaking time zones man, I don't like 'em.

At least I can make you all jealous

https://i.ibb.co/MBHKXg2/image.png

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've got two out of three on right now... *wriggles eyebrows*

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You’re being too loud … shhhhh

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've got two out of three on right now... *wriggles eyebrows*

Ummm... Just two out of the three?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

Ummm... Just two out of the three?

if I'm playing The Cardigans in the background does that count? If so, all three...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh now I see it … Well that was the most disappointing emoji I’ve ever clicked on in all my life.

Eh, I've seen worse.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

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Chopsticks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Chopsticks.

I mean, I think I’d prefer a Doritos slave.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I mean, I think I’d prefer a Doritos slave.

#NewKinkUnlocked

 

[crazychemgirl]

Eh, I've seen worse.

Look. I already apologized to @SalaciousMonkey22 AND you… yet you keep bringing it up.

 

[vagrantx]

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Excuse me? Exhibit A:

https://recipes.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/how-to-cook-microwave-popcorn-in-the-oven-1697319933.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Excuse me? Exhibit A:

https://recipes.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/how-to-cook-microwave-popcorn-in-the-oven-1697319933.jpg

That meme was mostly for @Bry1313