Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Voca?

We’re sorry, but your daily quota of dancing monkeys has been exceeded. Please try again after the refractory period has elapsed.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We’re sorry, but your daily quota of dancing monkeys has been exceeded. Please try again after the refractory period has elapsed.

*pouts

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who is looking forward to camping season???

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Picturing girls falling over while trying to masturbate?

You’re a cruel and fucked up individual.

Well, I meant the conversation...but maybe? I like to be there to help catch them.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*pouts

Awwww you’re adorable with that little moue.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey beautiful hoes
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You’re just pushing me to get a Medusa tattoo

 

[crazychemgirl]

Awwww you’re adorable with that little moue.

Moue?
Is that monkey for mouth?

do you have a lisp?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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Who is looking forward to camping season???

Only have 2 trips planned for the year. Damn kids' schedules.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Who is looking forward to camping season???

Why do you look like @Lord Pmann ?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do you look like @Lord Pmann ?

Have you ever considered that he looks like me?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Have you ever considered that he looks like me?

Arousal and fear simultaneously

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Lord Pmann]

Have you ever considered that he looks like me?

You have no hair and a baseball bat shaped dick?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re just pushing me to get a Medusa tattoo

In your cleavage?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You have no hair and a baseball bat shaped dick?

Only on special occasions

 

[crazychemgirl]

In your cleavage?

no cleavage tats for me … why mess with perfection?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Moue?
Is that monkey for mouth?

do you have a lisp?

I mean, it’s English and it’s not nice to make fun of my impediment. Which is what I call both my lisp and my penis.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, it’s English and it’s not nice to make fun of my impediment. Which is what I call both my lisp and my penis.
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What a stupid word.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Black widows, brown widows, false widows and brown recluses, yes...

I too love a good book. It pains me to say I had to throw away some Sunday because they had gotten water damage. It hurt as much as losing a pet.

I have some that I was like "well, yeah, water damage. But not too much water damage!"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What a stupid word.

No it’s a great word and perfect for the occasion. The only stupid words are ones software nerds make up for their companies and/or products.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No it’s a great word and perfect for the occasion. The only stupid words are ones software nerds make up for their companies and/or products.

I could have said “what a stupid penis”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I could have said “what a stupid penis”

Coulda but didna and I’m eternally appreciative

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I could have said “what a stupid penis”

Who told you?