Sex & Shenanigans

[Mav Unlimited]

Say that word fast five times.

fast fast fast fast fast

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why?

Were you planning on sending me a dick pic and I would only be able to see it with glasses?

JK

Or is it cuz you think I’d look hot with some black frame librarian glasses?

I sincerely have a librarian thing. A cardigan, hair in a bun, and glasses are just so...so...so...

Thanks, guy! Yes, that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Synecdoche
Synecdoche
Synergies
Sure
System

Where’s your voca

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/163wSOGxuDlO

I missed it?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Where’s your voca

What am I, your dancing monkey?

Oh wait…
https://voca.ro/15oxImMEG91Q

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Man, I love hyperbole more than fucking anything.

Except synecdoche maybe?

The minds would like you to confirm.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I sincerely have a librarian thing. A cardigan, hair in a bun, and glasses are just so...so...so...

Thanks, guy! Yes, that.

I mean, who doesn’t.

I never wear cardigans, nor do I put my hair in a bun.. or wear glasses.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, who doesn’t.

I never wear cardigans, nor do I put my hair in a bun.. or wear glasses.

Yeah, well, I still wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’ve had such a craving for chips lately …

I’m going to the store tonight… unlikely I will be able to resist.

We are delighted you aren't craving the murderer... or at least, not talking about that publicly (probably a good idea).

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, well, I still wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers.

What about chips?


It’s what’s on the menu

 

[morelikeasong]

What am I, your dancing monkey?

Oh wait…
https://voca.ro/15oxImMEG91Q

https://media0.giphy.com/media/H5URajdLH67rc57n1Z/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7orqihnd1ccaojpei0bskb57h6px7tjlotarpxl7b&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[BrendaBear]

Man, I love hyperbole more than fucking anything.

So... you will fuck just about anything? I've heard about knot-holes in the fence, vacuum cleaners, food items... I guess one just needs imagination and a dick?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, well, I still wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers.

Are you my mom?!?!?

I mean, who doesn’t.

I never wear cardigans, nor do I put my hair in a bun.. or wear glasses.

I definitely do not have a librarian kink. Nope. Do not.

 

[morelikeasong]

So... you will fuck just about anything? I've heard about knot-holes in the fence, vacuum cleaners, food items... I guess one just needs imagination and a dick?

Oh, so you’ve heard of @Lord Pmann ?

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you my mom?!?!?

I definitely do not have a librarian kink. Nope. Do not.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/j5FBEWS66oUAAAAC/matt-leblanc-episodes-series.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

What am I, you’re dancing monkey?

Oh wait…
https://voca.ro/15oxImMEG91Q

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oz8xMtgEFWjj3xm4E/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952dwrdgoqh3rquiuyv5cpeym7ado7kyodhl6x7u4by&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I sincerely have a librarian thing. A cardigan, hair in a bun, and glasses are just so...so...so...

Thanks, guy! Yes, that.

*takes notes for next Chaos pic*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oz8xMtgEFWjj3xm4E/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952dwrdgoqh3rquiuyv5cpeym7ado7kyodhl6x7u4by&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

For the record, still repeating it over and over and over in my head. I blame you.

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean, who doesn’t.

I never wear cardigans, nor do I put my hair in a bun.. or wear glasses.

I've got two out of three on right now... *wriggles eyebrows*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://voca.ro/1mn6tFX8jaDS

Tuesday challenge in a voca

https://voca.ro/19gRYrdJ5oyg

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

For the record, still repeating it over and over and over in my head. I blame you.

The request was only 5 times. Not her fault you're an overachiever.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've got two out of three on right now... *wriggles eyebrows*

Now I would LOVE to see that.

*new kink activated

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/19gRYrdJ5oyg

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, so you’ve heard of @Lord Pmann ?

I truly have a reputation around here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://voca.ro/19gRYrdJ5oyg

https://media3.giphy.com/media/9rrgEo2bq7X2k5i6zu/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d76rrm42yfq56pu6lx245hfcbewi0kvwexocmj60qi&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g