Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I ramble and I So Cal extra hard when I’m sleepy
https://voca.ro/16VGkgPIu46Z

Sorry kitty - our goal is to blow through 40 pages while you sleep...
Just kidding... only 37 pages actually.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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If you wear these earrings upside down does that mean you are a swinger?

What if you bought them for a Hawaii adults only all inclusive and happen to be at a dinner table with another couple and your earring inadvertently swivels upside down?

Also @Tigobitties98 … cocaine pineapple?

 

[BongoGal]

Also @Tigobitties98 … cocaine pineapple?

50% Of World’s Pineapples Now Contain Cocaine

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

50% Of World’s Pineapples Now Contain Cocaine

That's why I started liking them.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/14gJume48Uma

It's like real life but in HD!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speaking of pineapple, I’m having pineapple chicken for dinner tonight.

 

[BrendaBear]

First, I need to pierce my ears.

What??? People have "ear sex" now? What the... oh... you just meant the regular piercing for earrings... right... well that's not particularly kinky, or even unusual... okay...

um... nevermind.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/DjrRJPDENBcAAAAC/hamilton-alexander.gif

Fuck you, now I'm singing that...

 

[BongoGal]

Speaking of pineapple, I’m having pineapple chicken for dinner tonight.

Are you on the Dole?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What??? People have "ear sex" now? What the... oh... you just meant the regular piercing for earrings... right... well that's not particularly kinky, or even unusual... okay...

um... nevermind.

If people have ear sex I do not want that… NMK

also I only have 2 in each ear … but I just bought some earrings so that means I think I need at least 5 more in each.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What??? People have "ear sex" now? What the... oh... you just meant the regular piercing for earrings... right... well that's not particularly kinky, or even unusual... okay...

um... nevermind.

I mean, it wouldn't surprise me. Have you seen some of those larger gauges in ears.
"Can you hear me cumming?"
"...quite..."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Speaking of pineapple, I’m having pineapple chicken for dinner tonight.

Please tell us the pineapple is right side up?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck you, now I'm singing that...

Here’s one for you instead

 

[MindYaBitness]

Also @Tigobitties98 … cocaine pineapple?

You rang?


Cocain Pineapple has entered the chat!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Please tell us the pineapple is right side up?

I like me some upside down pineapple

 

[BrendaBear]

If people have ear sex I do not want that… NMK

also I only have 2 in each ear … but I just bought some earrings so that means I think I need at least 5 more in each.

I only have 1 in each ear... and I keep hearing in my head "you need more! One pair of earrings at a time just isn't enough!!!"

I think that bitch in my head is trying to kill me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like me some upside down pineapple

That poor, poor chicken.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That poor, poor chicken.

Chicken fuckery … also NMK

 

[UnquietDreams]

Here’s one for you instead

I like that, but it doesn't stick in my head the same. But I appreciate the thought...of driving me insane with a different song. This is why we have friends.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I like that, but it doesn't stick in my head the same. But I appreciate the thought...of driving me insane with a different song. This is why we have friends.

Is this better?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I only have 1 in each ear... and I keep hearing in my head "you need more! One pair of earrings at a time just isn't enough!!!"

I think that bitch in my head is trying to kill me.

She's only looking for pain if the piercings start occuring below the neck.

That poor, poor chicken.

It took me 2 reads on this to get it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speaking of chicken … what is the best / your most favourite way to eat chicken?


fried?
Stir-fried?
In a sandwich?
Roasted?
Rotisserie?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Unless you're a klutz like me and would fall in the shower if I tried to masterbate while wet. Well, I am wet when I masturbate. But not in the same way...

I don’t recommend doing it while standing…

This is what I am grateful for...

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is what I am grateful for...

Picturing girls falling over while trying to masturbate?

You’re a cruel and fucked up individual.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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