I don’t recommend doing it while standing…Unless you're a klutz like me and would fall in the shower if I tried to masterbate while wet. Well, I am wet when I masturbate. But not in the same way...
I remember those days and FOR SURE. Now I’m grateful for nap time for entirely different reasons. Staying awake ALL day? Who does that?
So I was able to move a few things around and schedule you for both a night and a nap time. Does a week from Tuesday work?
I couldn't do that standing up... I get weak in the knees when I'm doing it right.Unless you're a klutz like me and would fall in the shower if I tried to masterbate while wet. Well, I am wet when I masturbate. But not in the same way...
Get yourself one of those old-people shower chairs/stools.Unless you're a klutz like me and would fall in the shower if I tried to masterbate while wet. Well, I am wet when I masturbate. But not in the same way...
What a story to explain to the paramedic.
You can fuck right off with that idea... I'll sit on the floor of the fucking shower.
You are coming too? I better schedule some vacation time for the rest of my week.
I’ve never seen one and yet and
sure it exists.
Please share with the class if you ever find such a thing.
Me too, me too! I have fomo if I'm left out of anything.
It literally says toothpaste?
Uhm…. Your emojis are broken.I forgot to mention that I also do my photoshoots during naptime
Well, at least you know how to fix it
Lmao … I didn’t zoom in.It literally says toothpaste?
It does say toothpaste right there….
Damn. Now I need a trip to the vitamin store and the best buy audio/visual department.
Hey, do you need glasses? Just curious?
