Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

https://voca.ro/1mn6tFX8jaDS

Tuesday challenge in a voca

https://voca.ro/150y2QUOcqnU

 

[BrendaBear]

We were talking about the ladies that say one innocent thing and their inbox fills up with dick pics.

That has literally never happened to me

Well.... are you sure you say innocent things? Just sayin'

 

[Bry1313]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/DjrRJPDENBcAAAAC/hamilton-alexander.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

That has literally never happened to me

Saying something innocent?

Ooops, @BrendaD beat me to it. Lol!

 

[morelikeasong]

https://voca.ro/14jk1NlSvgzj

Is it that good of a bed? I slept terribly last night. Maybe I should come test it

 

[lavendersilk]

Aaaaagh! I got to hear two new voices today!!! I'm thankful for that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://voca.ro/150y2QUOcqnU

Whatcha in the market for at the game store?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I catch up within a day, with the exception of extended illness the other day and saying "fuck it" to catching up on 30+ pages over a day and a half

That's because you haven't gotten to my advanced skill level but be patient, you'll get there.

 

[DeepInstinct]

Sir, is your reaction broken? Nebs’ tits deserve better than a

It's true! My phone doesn't let me choose from the extended emoji vocabulary.

Shame me why don't you!

Nebs' tits are toats

They're intergalactic quality

 

[Mr_bogey]

Is it that good of a bed? I slept terribly last night. Maybe I should come test it

That sounds like a wonderful idea. It is absolutely that good.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well.... are you sure you say innocent things? Just sayin'

True. I could be saying the wrong thing

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Whatcha in the market for at the game store?

Dunno yet. I'll get there then let the game store tell me what I need.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://voca.ro/1mn6tFX8jaDS

Tuesday challenge in a voca

This is the most truest thing ever posted on the internet.

 

[morelikeasong]

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This is the most truest thing ever posted on the internet.

I screenshotted this same meme yesterday so accurate

 

[Amanda330]

Dunno yet. I'll get there then let the game store tell me what I need.

That's how I shop at target. Target tells me what I need and I am such a good listener.

 

[morelikeasong]

https://voca.ro/1mn6tFX8jaDS

Tuesday challenge in a voca

https://voca.ro/1TPNCoEBUFJH

 

[Amanda330]

https://voca.ro/1TPNCoEBUFJH

I remember when mine were little... Mommy needs nap time too. But to stay sane.

 

[morelikeasong]

I remember when mine were little... Mommy needs nap time too. But to stay sane.

Often I masturbate . But sometimes I do nap! Sometimes I doom scroll on tiktok. Sometimes I eat a real meal. Sometimes I get one of the million things on my to do list done.
Sometimes, on a particularly productive day, I do more than one of those things.

 

[Amanda330]

Often I masturbate . But sometimes I do nap! Sometimes I doom scroll on tiktok. Sometimes I eat a real meal. Sometimes I get one of the million things on my to do list done.
Sometimes, on a particularly productive day, I do more than one of those things.

Oh, I just meant you need their naptime too... So you can take care of yourself! I would definitely masturbate while they slept... Or shower.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://voca.ro/14gJume48Uma

What a coincidence...

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://voca.ro/1fy59PnB9clJ

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What a coincidence...

https://media0.giphy.com/media/CPskAi4C6WLHa/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7yyvy1640v3z8xvifke6lvi33cbh2jgi4obqcdiga&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/CPskAi4C6WLHa/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7yyvy1640v3z8xvifke6lvi33cbh2jgi4obqcdiga&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I would definitely masturbate while they slept... Or shower.

Efficiency is combining the two.

 

[Amanda330]

Efficiency is combining the two.

Unless you're a klutz like me and would fall in the shower if I tried to masterbate while wet. Well, I am wet when I masturbate. But not in the same way...