Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Isn’t that what the jockstrap is for?? And remember, if you can’t duck it. Fuck it. Which still leaves you coming out on top here

Now they are molesting ducks? Huh??

 

[BrendaBear]

I've never worn one. Too restricting

So… you use duct tape?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Wait… someone has a kink for dogs???? WTF????

Ewwwwwwwwww

Yup. Initially I thought I was reading too much into and then I realized nope. That is the case.

 

[Taegul]

Anything I’ve learned has been eclipsed (har) by my affinity for all things horses

Let's just say I'm absolutely pro at stabbing stuff with my lance over and over again and I got the skills to lick out all the hot pocket fillings while keeping the crust completely intact.

Mad skills, yo.

 

[Amanda330]

Back in the day it was a catchy tune.

I loved it at my high school dance. Lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I believe you on your seat. Absolutely.

Fine. Geek the guys in the good armor first?

You don’t believe my ability to handle big poles?

I don’t like to fall off a horse so I’ve worked really hard to stay attached to those fuckers when shit hits fan. Or joust hits armor. I’m thinking, to come out on top in a joust, I would have to strike first. the more I think about it the more I think my ass would be in the dirt after 5 strides

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have no idea what's going on in here, but can we leave the poor puppies out of it?

I was just wondering if 7 mediocre dicks would be better than one, really good 7 inch dick....

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Let's just say I'm absolutely pro at stabbing stuff with my lance over and over again and I got the skills to lick out all the hot pocket fillings while keeping the crust completely intact.

Mad skills, yo.

Yeah. Hi. We’re best friends now. Deal with it

 

[UnquietDreams]

You don’t believe my ability to handle big poles?

I don’t like to fall off a horse so I’ve worked really hard to stay attached to those fuckers when shit hits fan. Or joust hits armor. I’m thinking, to come out on top in a joust, I would have to strike first. the more I think about it the more I think my ass would be in the dirt after 5 strides

I spend more time thing about your seat than big poles.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Now they are molesting ducks? Huh??

No silly. Duct tape. To tape your giant weiners to your legs for their own protection.
Since jockstraps are to restrictive according to @deefalttwunnyfor

 

[BrendaBear]

I was just wondering if 7 mediocre dicks would be better than one, really good 7 inch dick....

Do you brand them after grading? You know, to warn the next girls? Like how other meat is rated…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No silly. Duct tape. To tape your giant weiners to your legs for their own protection.
Since jockstraps are to restrictive according to @deefalttwunnyfor

Duct tape is really ouchy getting off. I just tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow, sometimes throw it over my shoulder like a continental soldier

 

[Lmizzler]

What’s up peop…..https://media0.giphy.com/media/W9wHF6yVazlrW/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9529i72zgr5k599n3kxl839i809e89fca2mu03rhmcr&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yup. Initially I thought I was reading too much into and then I realized nope. That is the case.

I have found that however fucked up you think the world is, you are giving it way too much credit. It is far worse.

 

[Amanda330]

That game out during my clubbing/drinking days. Lol

Tied to some great hazy memories then?

 

[Taegul]

Yeah. Hi. We’re best friends now. Deal with it

Well let's see if my dumb ass can sabotage that.

Anyone else want to call her "Bula" instead of Nebs. And then do it in the Ferris Bueller Ben Stein voice?

Bula? Bula? Bula?

Sorry, lol.

 

[BrendaBear]

I loved it at my high school dance. Lol

I never actually heard that song until a few months ago I found it on youTube, just because I was curious. I quickly decided the one part of the song I had heard (a lot) was the only part of the song I could stand anyway.

 

[Amanda330]

What’s up peop…..https://media0.giphy.com/media/W9wHF6yVazlrW/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9529i72zgr5k599n3kxl839i809e89fca2mu03rhmcr&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Hi!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well let's see if my dumb as can sabotage that.

Anyone else want to call her "Bula" instead of Nebs. And then do it in the Ferris Bueller Ben Stein voice?

Bula? Bula? Bula?

Sorry, lol.

Are you...having a stroke? We can call 911.

 

[Amanda330]

Are you...having a stroke? We can call 911.

Just give him time... He'll work it out...

 

[Taegul]

Are you...having a stroke? We can call 911.

Having a stroke is between me and the ladies, bro.

 

[BrendaBear]

Just give him time... He'll work it out...

So… things should cum out okay…. Got it!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Duct tape is really ouchy getting off. I just tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow, sometimes throw it over my shoulder like a continental soldier

ummmm… if you want… I can come carry it around for you. I’m sure it could be a tax write off for one of us

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well let's see if my dumb as can sabotage that.

Anyone else want to call her "Bula" instead of Nebs. And then do it in the Ferris Bueller Ben Stein voice?

Bula? Bula? Bula?

Sorry, lol.

If you want to do that you can… I don’t even think it fucked anything up for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Love you all. Off to watch Buffy with my kid.