Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

You’ve received the warning, right?

Ummmmm… can I get a warning???

 

[morelikeasong]

Ummmmm… can I get a warning???

Absolutely. In your PM in 1 min

 

[Taegul]

Have eyes will read. Lol

Don't give my comprehension skills too much credit.

I know medieval horseback combat and hot pockets.

That's it. Nothing else. NADA.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Don't give my comprehension skills too much credit.

I know medieval horseback combat and hot pockets.

That's it. Nothing else. NADA.

Tell me more about medieval horseback combat. I know a lot, and I k ow hot pockets, but your confidence in that system has me intrigued

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tell me more about medieval horseback combat. I know a lot, and I k ow hot pockets, but your confidence in that system has me intrigued

1) Point pointy thing at other guy. Hold non-pointy end.
2) Don't fall off horsie.

 

[Amanda330]

Don't give my comprehension skills too much credit.

I know medieval horseback combat and hot pockets.

That's it. Nothing else. NADA.

Oh, hush and go out your clown costume back on. Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't give my comprehension skills too much credit.

I know medieval horseback combat and hot pockets.

That's it. Nothing else. NADA.

Do you … know hot pockets?

 

[Amanda330]

Do you … know hot pockets?

He just likes eating them. He knows cock pockets though... Which he also enjoys snacking on.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Well, unlike some Litsters, I'm not interested in the dogs...

I wish I knew about that one, but then I found out

 

[Taegul]

Tell me more about medieval horseback combat. I know a lot, and I k ow hot pockets, but your confidence in that system has me intrigued

Now why would you encourage this behavior from me? Haven't you all learned anything yet?

 

[crazychemgirl]

For @Taegul

https://voca.ro/133l0LufuiiM

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Don't give my comprehension skills too much credit.

I know medieval horseback combat and hot pockets.

That's it. Nothing else. NADA.

Do you … know hot pockets?

He just likes eating them. He knows cock pockets though... Which he also enjoys snacking on.

@SalaciousMonkey22

 

[Taegul]

For @Taegul

https://voca.ro/133l0LufuiiM

Wow, you sound just like Jim Gaffigan!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Do you … know hot pockets?

He knows them in the biblical sense.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

1) Point pointy thing at other guy. Hold non-pointy end.
2) Don't fall off horsie.

THAT my good man sounds like jousting. Which is more a tournament based on combat. I bet I could handle a joust. I have a good seat, and I’m used to handling big poles

 

[BrendaBear]

Ummmmm… can I get a warning???

Yeah, I’m lost and apparently should be glad? I don’t know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow, you sound just like Jim Gaffigan!

I know!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

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I really like this one

 

[Amanda330]

I'll never be able to listen to Who Let The Dogs out the same ever again.

Ummm... did you enjoy it before this??

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Now why would you encourage this behavior from me? Haven't you all learned anything yet?

Anything I’ve learned has been eclipsed (har) by my affinity for all things horses

 

[BrendaBear]

I wish I knew about that one, but then I found out

Wait… someone has a kink for dogs???? WTF????

Ewwwwwwwwww

 

[UnquietDreams]

THAT my good man sounds like jousting. Which is more a tournament based on combat. I bet I could handle a joust. I have a good seat, and I’m used to handling big poles

I believe you on your seat. Absolutely.

Fine. Geek the guys in the good armor first?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Why hasn't science come up with something to protect those of us that are so well-endowed that it becomes a handicap?

Isn’t that what the jockstrap is for?? And remember, if you can’t duck it. Fuck it. Which still leaves you coming out on top here

 

[dawn_of_night]

Right? I'm pretty sure they don't have puppies in hell

Yea.... Chihuahuas live there

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Isn’t that what the jockstrap is for?? And remember, if you can’t duck it. Fuck it. Which still leaves you coming out on top here

I've never worn one. Too restricting