Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

So jealous of the ability to have that many. It's not fair!!!!

Wahhh. Men have ruled society for hundreds of years. Orgasms are all we have.

 

[Taegul]

Everything but the clown shoes babe. Those stay.

Even the red nose? I like slowly and gently squeaking my nose for you. Then gradually squeaking harder and faster until I reach a furious pace and I make my nose pop for you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So jealous of the ability to have that many. It's not fair!!!!

 

[Amanda330]

Even the red nose? I like slowly and gently squeaking my nose for you. Then gradually squeaking harder and faster until I reach a furious pace and I make my nose pop for you.

Baby... Squeak your nose as hard as you like for me.

It's ok if you get carried away like you did last time. I won't judge you.

 

[lavendersilk]

Even the red nose? I like slowly and gently squeaking my nose for you. Then gradually squeaking harder and faster until I reach a furious pace and I make my nose pop for you.

Your emoji is broken.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wahhh. Men have ruled society for hundreds of years. Orgasms are all we have.

I mean, they never let ME sit on the throne

 

[Vitriolhack]

Well, we already have nothing but boobs running for office now, so....

Funny you should say that!

I’ve been seeing boobs all day.

 

[Taegul]

Baby... Squeak your nose as hard as you like for me.

It's ok if you get carried away like you did last time. I won't judge you.

I think my size 20 clown shoes just grew a few more inches.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think I’d red card way before I hit 30
I’m not sure what my max has been but… less than 10 for sure

I think I got to 15 once like... 10 years ago? Lol

I've had a multi-orgasmic experience recently where it felt like a chain reaction of about three or four little ones.

Now, with little breaks in between, I think I've had like five in one night. That was plenty.

5-15 can be very satisfying too!

I do hope you've asked them for consent first though or we'll just all be stuck in this neverending Ourobouros of cocks.

Off to bed, night folks!

This is the second time in 3 days I've come across the word, "Ourobouros." In two completely different conversations and contexts. How delightful!

Ourobouros of Cocks is my 80s-style new wave punk band name

 

[Amanda330]

I mean, they never let ME sit on the throne

I'm sure you have a toilet in your house? Dear God, please tell me you do.

 

[Taegul]

Funny you should say that!

I’ve been seeing boobs all day.

Don't stare! It will hurt your eyes!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

5-15 can be very satisfying too!

I usually go for one…
Sometimes two
Three if someone really pushes me

But everyone’s anatomy is different!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So jealous of the ability to have that many. It's not fair!!!!

Wahhh. Men have ruled society for hundreds of years. Orgasms are all we have.

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I was hoping for a Vocaroo of Tig saying “¡ayyy, pobrecito!”

 

[MindYaBitness]

I usually go for one…
Sometimes two
Three if someone really pushes me

But everyone’s anatomy is different!

I can usually have three at a time, but my body needs a rest between encounters

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm sure you have a toilet in your house? Dear God, please tell me you do.

Pshhhh, such luxury! Who's the regal one, now?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't stare! It will hurt your eyes!!!

 

[Amanda330]

I usually go for one…
Sometimes two
Three if someone really pushes me

But everyone’s anatomy is different!

One or two is perfect for me now. My kids don't leave me alone long enough for anything more. Lol.

 

[morelikeasong]

One or two is perfect for me now. My kids don't leave me alone long enough for anything more. Lol.

Lmao literally. Mine are super young. I have to get down to business quickly

 

[Taegul]

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Blind man jousting

 

[Vitriolhack]

Don't stare! It will hurt your eyes!!!

Slap me silly with them!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was hoping for a Vocaroo of Tig saying “¡ayyy, pobrecito!”

https://voca.ro/1aLhECu7otDU

 

[Amanda330]

Lmao literally. Mine are super young. I have to get down to business quickly

It doesn't get better when they're older. Then they just want to sit in your room and chat with you... Which is absolutely lovely but sometimes I need private time.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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Do you really need that walking stick? Don't you just use leg #3?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://voca.ro/1aLhECu7otDU

Si, no es justo a mi o mis hombres!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://voca.ro/1aLhECu7otDU

I need the ability to add multiple reactions, because and so hard!