Sex & Shenanigans

[Taegul]

so Mexican or Italian for dinner tonight?

Sounds like someone wants a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell.

Don't forget the Pepto Bismol dessert.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Both. All. I love the gradual tease, that gets increasingly risque.
A cute foot.
A cute leg.
Maybe a tattoo.
What's next?


I think that can be arranged

Go on …

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey man, I didn’t complain did I?

You? Complain? that doesn’t sound like you at all

 

[vagrantx]

Go on …

How about... lace?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You? Complain? that doesn’t sound like you at all

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[crazychemgirl]

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More than you know my dewr

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

More than you know my dewr

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[MissLabelled]

if you could be sent a sexy photo of someone you like, would you prefer it to be fully nude, partially nude, or covered-up teasing of all the best parts?

It depends on the person, but as a general rule:

- cis men, if a photo is sent, preferably they are wearing a parka or something similarly bulky and covering everything

- everyone else, I am much more flexible here, tease me or show me the goods; be silly, be sexy, be bored and just wanted to get a reaction from me, yeah, my DM’s are open (and @Bry1313 can no longer say this doesn’t work lol)

(Note: I’m not really that strict with the cis dudes, but if I wasn’t expecting your nudes, you may regret having sent them)

 

[Amanda330]

Sounds like someone wants a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell.

Don't forget the Pepto Bismol dessert.

Everyone talks shit about them until they're high or drunk and then it's like the best meal ever

 

[crazychemgirl]

Everyone talks shit about them until they're high or drunk and then it's like the best meal ever

Taco Bell is amazeballs … but it definitely isn’t good for your tummy.

 

[Taegul]

Everyone talks shit about them until they're high or drunk and then it's like the best meal ever

Until you sober up and relive the toilet scene from Dumb And Dumber.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t disagree that teaching that you MUST clear a plate is not the healthiest.
But I do think there’s a place for eating past full sometimes because the food is so fucking good.

My body tells me I’m done after one (sometimes two) orgasms. But that doesn’t mean that it’s bad to push it for another one or two sometimes

I agree with everything you said here. I want all the orgasms... And if you don't push yourself you never really know what you're capable of...

Totally! I mean my usually-insatiable self would have been sated after 30-32 orgasms, but the ex-BF kept pushing me to 51…

 

[MissLabelled]

Everyone talks shit about them until they're high or drunk and then it's like the best meal ever

I don’t think they are only *talking* shit when it comes to Taco Bell

 

[Amanda330]

Taco Bell is amazeballs … but it definitely isn’t good for your tummy.

Facts.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Totally! I mean my usually-insatiable self would have been sated after 30-32 orgasms, but the ex-BF kept pushing me to 51…

Poor Kitty?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Until you sober up and relive the toilet scene from Dumb And Dumber.

Or this.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or this.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Most men in the UK are uncut, unless for religious or specific medical reasons.

It's just what you're used to.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“It’s happening … it’s happening… it happened”

Omg still one of my favourite movies.

 

[Amanda330]

Omg that is one of the funniest movie scenes ever. Lol

 

[Taegul]

This thread really went to shit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“It’s happening … it’s happening… it happened”

Omg still one of my favourite movies.

Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy fucking slay me in everything. Even things I’d normally not think I’d like.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We didn't have glasses so we had to watch on tv. Although a kid coming home from school let me borrow his for a minute. Wow!

I’m not gonna lie, I can’t see so great right now. Could be the booze. Could be the eclipse..could be Bonnie Tyler

 

[Vitriolhack]

Everyone talks shit about them until they're high or drunk and then it's like the best meal ever

Do you know anything else open at 3am?

 

[morelikeasong]

Most men in the UK are uncut, unless for religious or specific medical reasons.

It's just what you're used to.

The only uncut guy I’ve been with was British!
And honestly I didn’t notice a difference? I can’t remember if I went down on him or not. So maybe if I had, I would have noticed. But I do know that after, when he was back in the UK and we were messaging, I asked him if he was uncut because I assumed he probably was but realized I hadn’t noticed either way.