Sex & Shenanigans

I don’t disagree that teaching that you MUST clear a plate is not the healthiest.
But I do think there’s a place for eating past full sometimes because the food is so fucking good.

My body tells me I’m done after one (sometimes two) orgasms. But that doesn’t mean that it’s bad to push it for another one or two sometimes 🤭
I think I may have mentioned this before but one of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever received is simply, never do so much that you can’t do more, later. I keep this in mind for all sorts of things.
 
I don’t disagree that teaching that you MUST clear a plate is not the healthiest.
But I do think there’s a place for eating past full sometimes because the food is so fucking good.

My body tells me I’m done after one (sometimes two) orgasms. But that doesn’t mean that it’s bad to push it for another one or two sometimes 🤭
C'mon! Is everything about sex?? Why does everything.... oh wait....
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UpLStOGPFgEAAAAC/what-am-i-thinking-liz-lemon.gif
What the F is wrong with me today? Of course, everything is about sex! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And back to slightly serious - I do not mean to preach at all... I believe my thinking someone should do like I do is messed up, just like them thinking I need to do it like they do. We all need to find our own path, that is right for us. Mine just prefers leather cuffs to pizza. 🤣🤣🤣
 
C'mon! Is everything about sex?? Why does everything.... oh wait....
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UpLStOGPFgEAAAAC/what-am-i-thinking-liz-lemon.gif
What the F is wrong with me today? Of course, everything is about sex! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And back to slightly serious - I do not mean to preach at all... I think my thinking someone should do like I do is messed up, just like then thinking I need to do it like they do. We all need to find our own path, that is right for us. Mine just prefers leather cuffs to pizza. 🤣🤣🤣
Because sex is everything. If it wasn't for sex, we wouldn't exist 😂

You're not preaching, your discussing. We all have opinions, and sharing them is what makes us grow and mature as people.

And where are these cuffs?
 
I don’t disagree that teaching that you MUST clear a plate is not the healthiest.
But I do think there’s a place for eating past full sometimes because the food is so fucking good.

My body tells me I’m done after one (sometimes two) orgasms. But that doesn’t mean that it’s bad to push it for another one or two sometimes 🤭
I agree with everything you said here. I want all the orgasms... And if you don't push yourself you never really know what you're capable of... 😈
 
The consistency is definitely important, but so is the flavor and the smell. Any of those three being wrong is enough for me to be kind of grossed out.

Oh yeah - I hate having people tell me "try it - you'll like it!!". Because in my over half century of life, I have never tried something and "liked it".
After so many years, I've a pretty good grasp of what my SO considers good food and what's bad. I've had her try some stuff, and she's liked it, and I've had her tried others, and she's spat them right out. I no longer have her try things - I ask her if she'd like to try things. There's a subtle, but important difference.
I'm sorry you've had to deal with people and their egos. It's ever the uphill battle. Thank you for sharing!


I don’t disagree that teaching that you MUST clear a plate is not the healthiest.
But I do think there’s a place for eating past full sometimes because the food is so fucking good.

My body tells me I’m done after one (sometimes two) orgasms. But that doesn’t mean that it’s bad to push it for another one or two sometimes 🤭
So... 2-4 portions? But I made this whole pot, just for you. Go on, have another bite. There you go. Now another. Good girl. Just one more now.
Still have room for desert? 💕
 
After so many years, I've a pretty good grasp of what my SO considers good food and what's bad. I've had her try some stuff, and she's liked it, and I've had her tried others, and she's spat them right out. I no longer have her try things - I ask her if she'd like to try things. There's a subtle, but important difference.
I'm sorry you've had to deal with people and their egos. It's ever the uphill battle. Thank you for sharing!
You are welcome, and thanks for listening. 🥰

So... 2-4 portions? But I made this whole pot, just for you. Go on, have another bite. There you go. Now another. Good girl. Just one more now.
Still have room for desert? 💕
Cool - now I want the sex analogy version... looking forward to it actually....

"Is that all? I brought all these inches just for you!!"...
 
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