Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

What a well informed and educated discussion on cocks. Impressed.

C'mon now. Whip yours out.

*Grabs notebook*

 

[Taegul]

I have a cock pocket you can eat honey... Lol

What flavor is it? Will it dribble down my chin?

 

[Amanda330]

What flavor is it? Will it dribble down my chin?

The flavor is my very own top secret recipe... And you know it will

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have a cock pocket you can eat honey... Lol

Every. Fucking. Time.

 

[Amanda330]

Every. Fucking. Time.

That's exactly what you're supposed to think of lol

 

[Mo_Bandy]

C'mon now. Whip yours out.

*Grabs notebook*

There is always something to grab.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That's exactly what you're supposed to think of lol

You definitely pass the vibe check

 

[aussiegeekygal]

There is always something to grab.

I say the same thing about my chest. But barely ...

 

[Amanda330]

You definitely pass the vibe check

I'm flattered...

 

[deft]

Well, one didn't expect to start my Monday with a veritable innuendo-heavy cockstorm...

...but I love it!

 

[Amanda330]

Every. Fucking. Time.

I even sing it to myself every time I say it to @Taegul

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well, one didn't expect to start my Monday with a veritable innuendo-heavy cockstorm...

...but I love it!

Dibs on band name

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I say the same thing about my chest. But barely ...

Does one titty get jealous of the other?

 

[Taegul]

Every. Fucking. Time.

Walking through the frozen food aisle at the grocery store has never been the same since...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Does one titty get jealous of the other?

Nah- they're too busy figuring out what to do about Dolly Parton

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nah- they're too busy figuring out what to do about Dolly Parton

same

 

[aussiegeekygal]

same

I think the answer is motorboat

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I think the answer is motorboat

My beard is full grown again. I need to get back on the motorboat full fucking time.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My beard is full grown again. I need to get back on the motorboat full fucking time.

Well in that case...

 

[Amanda330]

Does one titty get jealous of the other?

My left boob gets jealous of my right boob because she's just a teensy bit bigger than the left... And she's a cunt about it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My left boob gets jealous of my right boob because she's just a teensy bit bigger than the left... And she's a cunt about it.

Oh damn maybe they need therapy.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My left boob gets jealous of my right boob because she's just a teensy bit bigger than the left... And she's a cunt about it.

Your left is bigger?
Fascinating
Are you left handed?

 

[Amanda330]

Your left is bigger?
Fascinating
Are you left handed?

My right boob is a little bit bigger. They're sisters. Not twins.

And no. I'm right handed

Edited to say that it's not really that big a difference. Lol. It's not noticable by anyone but me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My right boob is a little bit bigger. They're sisters. Not twins.

And no. I'm right handed

That makes more sense.
I is tired and comprehension alludes me.

I think it's time for bed

 

[Amanda330]

That makes more sense.
I is tired and comprehension alludes me.

I think it's time for bed

Goodnight!