Sex & Shenanigans

[positiveflirt]

That kind of creeps me out ngl... Don't you need to love something to... make love to it??

It's a doll. May as well fuck it...

In fairness, the doll did have an amazing personality and I was catching feelings real easily that year

 

[Dubinsky]

In fairness, the doll did have an amazing personality and I was catching feelings real easily that year

I feel that.

Breakups can be really difficult, especially when your woman springs a leak. Commisserations.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You are going to get that arthritic knee slapped.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

 

[Amanda330]

In fairness, the doll did have an amazing personality and I was catching feelings real easily that year

Of course a man would think a doll had an amazing personality. She never talks... Just sits there and let's you touch her and fuck her...

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Gawd I want you…I think. Unless I order my sex doll.

 

[BrendaBear]

I feel that.

Breakups can be really difficult, especially when your woman springs a leak. Commiserations.

What’s that Neil Sedaka song? Blowing up is hard to do? No.. wait… breaking up… yeah, that’s it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Of course a man would think a doll had an amazing personality. She never talks... Just sits there and let's you touch her and fuck her...

..and never comments on watching a sportsball event… that is a repeat..

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Gawd I want you…I think. Unless I order my sex doll.

I probably inflate faster than a doll.

 

[Amanda330]

..and never comments on watching a sportsball event… that is a repeat..

Or that same women's qualifying race for the 1000th time... Where the women basically run in panties. Lol

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Of course a man would think a doll had an amazing personality. She never talks... Just sits there and let's you touch her and fuck her...

If only they had voice boxes that only responded positively to sexual contact.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I probably inflate faster than a doll.

Deflate too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That kind of creeps me out ngl... Don't you need to love something to... make love to it??

It's a doll. May as well fuck it...

Well, used sex toys freak me out, so passing the wiggins along.

 

[positiveflirt]

Or that same women's qualifying race for the 1000th time... Where the women basically run in panties. Lol

That was for research in my official role as Chief Sport Panties Designer though

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I feel that.

Breakups can be really difficult, especially when your woman springs a leak. Commisserations.

To be honest, I never really liked her. She was kind of an air head.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Deflate too.

Sadly, but there are pills to help with that.

 

[Dubinsky]

To be honest, I never really liked her. She was kind of an air head.

That's not what you said during that threesome...

 

[Amanda330]

Well, used sex toys freak me out, so passing the wiggins along.

Are you buying used sex toys though???????

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Sadly, but there are pills to help with that.

Dear lord, you need them?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That's not what you said during that threesome...

What's like have to do with that?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dear lord, you need them?

Only if I don't want the party to end.

 

[positiveflirt]

What's like have to do with that?

what's like, but a second hand e-moe-shunnnn

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Headless, armless, legless.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Headless, armless, legless.

That looks complicated to clean.

 

[Dubinsky]

Headless, armless, legless.

Oh my god.

I... wow.

Speechless. Might as well use a sock and a photo.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you buying used sex toys though???????

No...no no no no no.

No.