Sex & Shenanigans

Okay, real talk here - coming out from behind the keyboard warrior facade as a real person about to be super vulnerable… Dialing that Breville in is a real pain in the ass. Had it for two years now and I think I’ve used it three times. Yeah it looks super cool and fancy on the countertop, but it’s a $700 piece of decor that makes insanely bitter joe. 😒
I take it back, mine is Barista touch. And we’ve even personalised our preferences. I’ve had it for 3 years now or maybe a lil more and I love it. Making a cup right now for myself
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Is everyone talking about @OrdinaryPerson now?

Was there consensus on tagging @OrdinaryPerson ?

Did we send the memo to everyone that they’re supposed to tag @OrdinaryPerson ?

Would @OrdinaryPerson be any of the following things when they return:
1. @OrdinaryPerson will be thrilled
2. @OrdinaryPerson will be upset
3. @OrdinaryPerson won’t care
4. @OrdinaryPerson will be aroused
5. @OrdinaryPerson will want to go on a vacation again
6. @OrdinaryPerson

#6 is not important. Isn’t that correct @OrdinaryPerson ?
Just imagine I tagged @crazychemgirl this many times
 
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