Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, my titties *are* posted. Time is ticking tho.

I saw and admired. Thank you

 

[MissLabelled]

I have talked to him on other threads. He just takes a joke between his teeth like the bit for a runway horse, and cannot let go. It was a joke.

Jokes are meant to be funny tho.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is it “International Day Of Tagging @OrdinaryPerson ” today?

Oh... is it? I don't think I have tagged @OrdinaryPerson all day. I hope I haven't been remiss or anything....

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean, my titties *are* posted. Time is ticking tho.

Whhheeere??? Found them!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Im still hopeful be made it up and didn’t actually do it

People be crazy …

Though I’ve seen @OrdinaryPerson eat some questionable stuff.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

...not gonna deny... I would probably enjoy a scolding from you...

Can I join the line?

 

[Bry1313]

I have talked to him on other threads. He just takes a joke between his teeth like the bit for a runway horse, and cannot let go. It was a joke.

Some people forget the funny element when telling a joke. It’s a key ingredient.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sounds kinky.

...okay... that's always a good thing....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Jokes are meant to be funny tho.

That is the plan. This one was doomed from the start here, but I have seen places in Lit where it probably would have been liked. This, thankfully, was not one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Some people forget the funny element when telling a joke. It’s a key ingredient.

I mean, we don’t know any of those people … do we @OrdinaryPerson ?

 

[MissLabelled]

Some people forget the funny element when telling a joke. It’s a key ingredient.

Ba dum tsss

I see what you did there.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ba dum tsss

I see what you did there.

Crap, I missed it. Actually, I am kind of happy I did...

 

[MissLabelled]

Whhheeere???

I see you found it

That is the plan. This one was doomed from the start here, but I have seen places in Lit where it probably would have been liked. This, thankfully, was not one.

From the start. I can’t even see (nor do I want to know) what the long game was either.

 

[vagrantx]

Jokes are meant to be funny tho.

As a huge fan of anti-jokes, and comedians like Norm Macdonald, I object!! Jokes don't have to be funny, but their deliveries do.
Or, they don't. They just have to be so utterly pointless and mundane that you can't help but laugh.

A horse walks into a bar

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The horse, unable to comprehend human speech,
promptly shits on the floor and leaves.

 

[BrendaBear]

As a huge fan of anti-jokes, and comedians like Norm Macdonald, I object!! Jokes don't have to be funny, but their deliveries do.
Or, they don't. They just have to be so utterly pointless and mundane that you can't help but laugh.

A horse walks into a bar

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The horse, unable to comprehend human speech,
promptly shits on the floor and leaves.

Well, yeah, but that was funny. I suspect @OrdinaryPerson would find that funny too... or at least, comment worthy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

As a huge fan of anti-jokes, and comedians like Norm Macdonald, I object!! Jokes don't have to be funny, but their deliveries do.
Or, they don't. They just have to be so utterly pointless and mundane that you can't help but laugh.

A horse walks into a bar

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The horse, unable to comprehend human speech,
promptly shits on the floor and leaves.

See, the difference is, that one is funny.

 

[MindYaBitness]

As a huge fan of anti-jokes, and comedians like Norm Macdonald, I object!! Jokes don't have to be funny, but their deliveries do.
Or, they don't. They just have to be so utterly pointless and mundane that you can't help but laugh.

A horse walks into a bar

The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The horse, unable to comprehend human speech,
promptly shits on the floor and leaves.

Tig Notaro is excellent at the non-joke joke. She's on my bucket list of comedians I need to see live

 

[vagrantx]

Tig Notaro is excellent at the non-joke joke. She's on my bucket list of comedians I need to see live

Have not heard of her before! Thank you for the rec', I'll be sure to dive into her over the weekend

 

[hotoldrguy]

That is a lot of lunch time in one sentence.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/jxJjBMvqEvMSA/source.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tig Notaro is excellent at the non-joke joke. She's on my bucket list of comedians I need to see live

She’s so funny!!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

See, the difference is, that one is funny.

I feel like you’re just saying words at this point.

I wonder what @OrdinaryPerson would have to say about this.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am watching The Gentlemen on Netflix and Kaya Scodelario who plays Susie Glass makes me want to do so many deliciously inappropriate things to myself. Or let her do them to me.

Great series and yes to Susie Glass!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have not heard of her before! Thank you for the rec', I'll be sure to dive into her over the weekend

Heh, you said dive into her...heh...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like you’re just saying words at this point.

I wonder what @OrdinaryPerson would have to say about this.

I do say words. We have had that conversation. I suppose @OrdinaryPerson could explain it better.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Some people forget the funny element when telling a joke. It’s a key ingredient.

Right... Like flour... In homemade cookies...
I forgot once, never again...