Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Eat a gummy, laugh at a Schitt's Creek episode and dream of me.

Well, CDL, so no can do on the first.

The next two are already standards for me.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

*drops a pin*

It’s been 3 minutes. WTF.

 

[UnquietDreams]

*drops a pin*

It’s been 3 minutes. WTF.

 

[__Nathan1968]

*goes to buy bubbles, tries to do this but they all pop off my monocle...*

“Pop off my monocle” is my new favorite euphemism for rubbing one out.

Oh I'm a sucker for tourist traps. Small town life is something I can get at home. When I'm a broad I want big and beautiful!

Aren’t you always a broad?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Slackers I tell you. Or maybe they are lasting longer than 3 minutes? Need to learn that.

 

[vagrantx]

Aren’t you always a broad?

Yes, and when I am, I want big and beautiful

 

[Amanda330]

Your look good!

Love the spectacles...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Didn't realize this was such a good looking group of people (across the whole spectrum)!

Glad for the face pics of everyone, it helps me remember who's who in the zoo?

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes, and when I am, I want big and beautiful

Hello. Nice to meet you.

 

[vagrantx]

Hello. Nice to meet you.

snuggle snuggle snuggle...
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/00/b8/4000b8e21191b57b014a614e425cc7a9.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

I honestly didn't know bees drink water. I thought they were on a strict nectar diet!
That being said... That one tired smol friend

Yeah I think she was just tired. I put her out on the table outside the lab and poured some water around her … 30 minutes later she was gone.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hello. Nice to meet you.

Same girl, same.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah I think she was just tired. I put her out on the table outside the lab and poured some water around her … 30 minutes later she was gone.

Eaten by a bird...

But birds are necessary too. Except starlings. They can fuck the fucking fuck off too, damned invasive bastards.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Eaten by a bird...

But birds are necessary too. Except starlings. They can fuck the fucking fuck off too, damned invasive bastards.

Lmao you shut your whore mouth!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yyyeesssss I can poat as many memes as I want!!

Because it’s you. No. No, you can’t.

Anyone else,.. yes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lmao you shut your whore mouth!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

Eaten by a bird...

But birds are necessary too. Except starlings. They can fuck the fucking fuck off too, damned invasive bastards.

Jeeebus... living up to the "grumpy" part huh, daddy.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Because it’s you. No. No, you can’t.

Anyone else,.. yes.

I hope all your spoons get bent and you can no longer place them on your nose!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Jeeebus... living up to the "grumpy" part huh, daddy.

Fine, fine, I'll stop! Just don't call me "daddy."

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Devour your fears.

 

[lavendersilk]

Fine, fine, I'll stop! Just don't call me "daddy."

I forgot about that lmao

 

[BrendaBear]

I hope all your spoons get bent and you can no longer place them on your nose!

Connie.... um.... I am pretty sure @crazychemgirl has no problem with people who are a bit "bent", dear.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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OR licking the spoon/bowl after pouring out cake/brownie mix...