Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Are you ok? Kids, family, house?

We're fine. Kids are a little shook. No damage from what I can tell. Still stronger than any earthquake I've ever felt in NJ before (we might get a little shake once every 5-10 years).

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lies... @Kitty_so_frisky give us the list of rules again.

Ok you are correct. There are some rules.

1. Always be kind .. unless you are razzing @Bry1313 .. even then, do it out of love
2. Never yuck someone’s yum
3. Be friendly, happy and accepting
4. This is a LGBTQ+ space … no hate will be tolerated. Your comment will be reported.
5. ALWAYS link dick pics or any other nudity and give warning.. consent is sexy yall
6. Orgasms are a requirement as often as possible

 

[BrendaBear]

Well when I take mine off one does become two...

And if you are wearing a monocle... does that make you one and a half?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/whZWhftUw5AAAAAd/huh-wanda-maximoff.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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"Arby's, we have the meats."
Never seen a roast beef sandwich I didn't want to devour.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok you are correct. There are some rules.

1. Always be kind .. unless you are razzing @Bry1313 .. even then, do it out of love
2. Never yuck someone’s yum
3. Be friendly, happy and accepting
4. This is a LGBTQ+ space … no hate will be tolerated. Your comment will be reported.
5. ALWAYS link dick pics or any other nudity and give warning.. consent is sexy yall
6. Orgasms are a requirement as often as possible

Well THOSE rules... we're good with those rules. No changes needed there...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And if you are wearing a monocle... does that make you one and a half?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/whZWhftUw5AAAAAd/huh-wanda-maximoff.gif

Smart ass....

YES!...... though I'll leave it up to imagination on which half..

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Which area are you in?

Rogue River Valley area. It’s very pretty. Only partially convinced the nice old white guy with a pittie yesterday was a white supremacist.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ok you are correct. There are some rules.

1. Always be kind .. unless you are razzing @Bry1313 .. even then, do it out of love
2. Never yuck someone’s yum
3. Be friendly, happy and accepting
4. This is a LGBTQ+ space … no hate will be tolerated. Your comment will be reported.
5. ALWAYS link dick pics or any other nudity and give warning.. consent is sexy yall
6. Orgasms are a requirement as often as possible

Yyyeesssss I can post as many memes as I want!!

 

[lavendersilk]

Don't usually wear my glasses except for driving.

But doing anything for the sexy, apparently. At least in this one I am dressed...

Wet Daddy has it's sex appeal, but I like your specs too.

 

[RaineDrops]

Yyyeesssss I can poat as many memes as I want!!

Sir, your emojis are not clickable.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wet Daddy has it's sex appeal, but I like your specs too.

Oh, that one scared the fuck out of me. Still does.

 

[BrendaBear]

Rogue River Valley area. It’s very pretty.

I love that area!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sir, your emojis are not clickable.

That was an earlier post. #missedout #hahacan'tsaythatwith#'s

 

[BrendaBear]

Sir, your emojis are not clickable.

I am wearing brand new glasses... prescription glasses even... and I still saw:

"...not dickable" - which, by the way, is still an accurate statement.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

We're fine. Kids are a little shook. No damage from what I can tell. Still stronger than any earthquake I've ever felt in NJ before (we might get a little shake once every 5-10 years).

Looks like it was a 4.8. So I'm sure the Californians will scoff, but that's strong for these parts.

 

[lavendersilk]

I am wearing brand new glasses... prescription glasses even...

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This little girl found her way into my lab … I picked her up and put her outside with some water.


Always be kind to bees yall … they give us nourishment.

 

[BrendaBear]

That was an earlier post. #missedout #hahacan'tsaythatwith#'s

Is that what you tell the ladies?

Lady: "Um... that pic you showed me you said was your dick was... better..."

Conrad: "Well it is, but see, that was an earlier 'post'"...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

"...not dickable" - which, by the way, is still an accurate statement.

I'm not sure if I should be offended here or not...

 

[lavendersilk]

Looks like it was a 4.8. So I'm sure the Californians will scoff, but that's strong for these parts.

I'm glad you are safe. I think you deserve a shot.

 

[lavendersilk]

This little girl found her way into my lab … I picked her up and put her outside with some water.


Always be kind to bees yall … they give us nourishment.

Is it dead?

 

[RaineDrops]

I am wearing brand new glasses... prescription glasses even... and I still saw:

"...not dickable" - which, by the way, is still an accurate statement.

I had to go back and confirm what I had typed.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Looks like it was a 4.8. So I'm sure the Californians will scoff, but that's strong for these parts.

That album is one of my all time favorites.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is that what you tell the ladies?

Lady: "Um... that pic you showed me you said was your dick was... better..."

Conrad: "Well it is, but see, that was an earlier 'post'"...

*adds you to the "use guillotine to kill in FMK" now*

 

[UnquietDreams]

Rogue River Valley area. It’s very pretty. Only partially convinced the nice old white guy with a pittie yesterday was a white supremacist.

Okay, big area, but I will hit the ones I know of.

Have you tried Dancin Vinyards? I am a reds guy, and their Pinot is fantastic, and I have on good authority the Chardonay is as well.

Red Lily has a good number of red blends, but their Tempranillo is outfuckingstanding if you like Spanish style wines.

Quady North's Syrah is top-notch, and well priced.