Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Who else woke up incredibly horny?

Hey, girl hey!

 

[BrendaBear]

Just stick to the FMK thread then lol.

But but but... she just said....

You type crazy person!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, we could be happily divorced together...

Maybe that's a thing... Like for 2nd chances

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm royalty, baby!!!

...because I decided that... just now.

Guess I'll allow it...

Don’t listen to him he’s just embezzling money

Ssshhhh or I won't..... I mean.... I would NEVER.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I usually die...

Same here...‍♂

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

But but but... she just said....

You type crazy person!

^^*officially on my always kill list now*

 

[UnquietDreams]

Maybe that's a thing... Like for 2nd chances

You sound like my kid. "Is there a Tinder for, like, old, divorced guys?"

 

[BrendaBear]

^^*officially on my always kill list now*

Well... at least I'm on someone's list... I guess.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MPlYYtcf2FQAAAAC/i-dont-know-i-dont-think-so.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well... at least I'm on someone's list... I guess.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MPlYYtcf2FQAAAAC/i-dont-know-i-dont-think-so.gif

Just an honor to be nominated!

 

[dawn_of_night]

You sound like my kid. "Is there a Tinder for, like, old, divorced guys?"

First of all, I am older than him/her
2nd, I was beginning genuine... Like everyone deserves to be happy, so like 2ñd chances takes the pressure of the marriage...
3rd I did not call you old... Geez.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Same here...‍♂

Well, I get it. Say you have me, BrendaD and Amanda in the queue. Which one is dying? Hell, I would choose me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

First of all, I am older than him/her
2nd, I was beginning genuine... Like everyone deserves to be happy, so like 2ñd chances takes the pressure of the marriage...
3rd I did not call you old... Geez.

No, my kid did. Does. Often. Call me old.

Yes, I know you were being genuine, love.

I think she is trying to get me out of the house.

 

[BrendaBear]

First of all, I am older than him/her
2nd, I was beginning genuine... Like everyone deserves to be happy, so like 2ñd chances takes the pressure of the marriage...
3rd I did not call you old... Geez.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/o1bpC4z_PtsAAAAd/friends-hug.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

Emoji STILL broken...

Ooops... ️

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well... at least I'm on someone's list... I guess.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MPlYYtcf2FQAAAAC/i-dont-know-i-dont-think-so.gif

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[SirConradPeckereye]

Ooops... ️

Ok you're forgiven...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ooops... ️

First of all, love the cat pic.

But that first one? I am getting "stern librarian and I am making way too much noise" vibes. I have a very deep-seated librarian thing going. I am usually a dom, but that look makes me want to sit up and beg...

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Ooops... ️

The first two are the same. Please fix. TYVM.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok. You're forgiven now officially on my list of women to worship like the Goddess they are...

Fixed it for you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why are you drinking the mediocre Oregon wine?

Because it’s what the wineries are serving. And they’re very pretty and I like being at them, and I’m eternally optimistic that the next one will be better.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fixed it for you.

BrendaD: Editing in what we really mean since 2021.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Because it’s what the wineries are serving. And they’re very pretty and I like being at them, and I’m eternally optimistic that the next one will be better.

Which area are you in?

 

[Amanda330]

Ooops... ️

Sexy mama

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fixed it for you.

Oh...... they ALL would....

But they also better BEHAVE and be good girls too...

 

[vagrantx]

Ooops... ️

Ffffff..... hi. Hello. God you're cute.