dawn_of_night
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Better a tiny violin than a tiny penis...There are at least a half dozen others who pull out the tiny violins too…..menaces…..all of them.
And we all know there are no tiny penises here
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Better a tiny violin than a tiny penis...There are at least a half dozen others who pull out the tiny violins too…..menaces…..all of them.
I make no claimsBetter a tiny violin than a tiny penis...
And we all know there are no tiny penises here
Spoiler alert?!?What if I take a bunch of drugs before I jump?
That was a way to die on shameless … she took a fuckton of pain meds and then went for a swim in shark infested water.
I was taking a ten year break from watching it... how did you not know that? I've watched the first three seasons...Spoiler alert?!?
So how long after entertainment is released in the world do we have to give spoiler alerts. Am I spoiling it if I say that Dil had a dick in the Crying Game?Spoiler alert?!?
Did you mean to have one of your alts reply to you there?I was taking a ten year break from watching it... how did you not know that? I've watched the first three seasons...
*nods* I thought I was signed in as you...Did you mean to have one of your alts reply to you there?
The show is OLD AF …, lolSpoiler alert?!?
So... does that mean it is okay to reveal who shot J.R.? And the truth about Luke's dad?The show is OLD AF …, lol
Wait, Rosebud was his sled?So... does that mean it is okay to reveal who shot J.R.? And the truth about Luke's dad?
Did you know that in the original planet of the Apes, Charlton Heston was on the earth all along?So... does that mean it is okay to reveal who shot J.R.? And the truth about Luke's dad?
NooooOOOOO! You MANIAC! WHY would you spoil that for us?! DAMN YOU! Damn you to heeeeeell!Did you know that in the original planet of the Apes, Charlton Heston was on the earth all along?
The sled??? What??Wait, Rosebud was his sled?
Oh that's just crazy talk!!! No way!Did you know that in the original planet of the Apes, Charlton Heston was on the earth all along?
Ohhhhh you’re new here.NooooOOOOO! You MANIAC! WHY would you spoil that for us?! DAMN YOU! Damn you to heeeeeell!
Rosebud just makes me think of butthole.Wait, Rosebud was his sled?
Witness For The Prosecution reference??? Top marks!!!!!NooooOOOOO! You MANIAC! WHY would you spoil that for us?! DAMN YOU! Damn you to heeeeeell!

Is he the one from that drive-by video outside some bookstores, where they're screaming "snape kills dumbledore"? That guy was the worst.
Okay, I still remember sitting in a massive theater, and I mean I remember where my fuckin' seats were, watching Empire Strikes Back. We had spent two showings worth sitting in line around the building.So... does that mean it is okay to reveal who shot J.R.? And the truth about Luke's dad?
Thanks! But it's from planet of the apes, when Charlton Heston finds the statue of libertyWitness For The Prosecution reference??? Top marks!!!!!![]()
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Did someone say butthole?Rosebud just makes me think of butthole.
You nailed itThanks! But it's from planet of the apes, when Charlton Heston finds the statue of liberty
I'll still take the points though!
I was thinking of Marlene Dietrich in 1957's movie. But her line was actually "Damn you. Damn you. Damn you! Damn you!" so... I suck. Oh well. I guess there are worse things then sucking...Thanks! But it's from planet of the apes, when Charlton Heston finds the statue of liberty
I'll still take the points though!